have a very little gilderoy lockhart

[gildylocks]

Dearest Mun,

Do you think all those people out there will understand that I'm meant to be famous due to how handsome, fashionable and talented I am? I do hope they won't tease me, like they do at school...

Perhaps they'll even ask for my autograph and take my picture? Oh, that'll be just marvelous!

Comments

[gildylocks]

I... I'm not squishy, sir. Will you stop calling me such an awful word! [ He's not listening, instead focusing on the insult with big, teary eyes. ]

[energycreep]

[A perfect piece of insulting yet sound advice, ignored. What a shame. Not surprising by now, though.]

Yes, it is rather awful. That's probably why it fits your entire species so well.

[gildylocks]

You've a great many flaws as well! No rosy cheeks and no beautiul, flowing locks. [ So there! ]

[energycreep]

[And there it is. It is in fact possible for someone to be literally twice as vain as NOS and Zurg combined. Amazing. Then again, if it was that kind of contest...]

I'm just about as close to perfect as a machine can get and, well. Any robot's about twice what any human standard is in the first place.