voice testing like you wouldn't believe

[ingodwetrust]

Well, hey hey mundane! I was wondering when you'd let me out of your head. I mean, come on, you've been playing that maple-loving bearkeeper from up north for waaaay too long. It's about time you upgraded!

[ Hey, be nice. Canada's your, er, brother. And he's been with me for a while- ]

Yeah yeah; he's my bro, and we're really tight but if we're being honest here, come on. You gotta admit he's pretty boring compared to the United States of Awesome right in front of you. I mean, you live here with me! Beats me why he was your first choice, but you snooze you lose.

But y'know, better late than never! That's always how I roll. We'll catch up for lost time.

[ What the hell am I getting myself into? /face in hands ]

I think you mean "Why didn't I do this sooner?" It's okay, I know that's what you meant. You love me already! I mean, pff, everyone does.

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[ingodwetrust]

You got it, man. I mean, you're making total sense to me.

Not that the other guys and gals aren't cool, but- They're not us. If you're gonna do this, gotta do it straight up. Go right for the big guns.

[sincerelyourhero]

Exactly.

So, does your Mun have any plans for you? Though having us around doesn't really need a good reason other than we have to be around.

[ingodwetrust]

[ Man he liked this guy, he could get used to this. ]

Nah, just kinda mentioned this place called Baker Street?

[ scoffing. ] Think I'd rather chill around than go somewhere that stuffy sounding.

[sincerelyourhero]

[He should! I mean, who else will agree and sympathize with you like yourself?]

Dude, it just sounds stuffy! Sure, England gets a kick out of the name, so yeah stuffy-sounding is right, but you gotta go there! You can do lots of stuff there.

[ingodwetrust]

Really? Aw man, well you know I gotta trust myself on this one.

[ Dude this was so meta. Fucking awesome. ]

What kinda stuff we talking about?

[sincerelyourhero]

Who else are you gonna trust?

All sorts of stuff and it can get really ridiculous! Like, this one time, I got trapped in a mall after hours and there weren't any zombies or anything like that--and wouldn't that be just awesome?! Zombiepocalypse! Bad awesome, but still awesome--but there was this vampire chick. And one time I was in this End of the World meme that was all angsty and sad--

But the whole point of the place is to meet other people and build CR.

[ingodwetrust]

Whoa, whoa, but was she a hot vampire chick? She didn't try to kill ya, did she? [ Important questions. ]

Either way, I definitely gotta get my ass over there.

[sincerelyourhero]

[Very important.] She was cute and no, she didn't. I think she was one of those "vegetarian" vampires or whatever you call those vampires who aren't into eating people. And no, she's not from Twilight so it's not as bad as it sounds.

It's definitely not a bad place to be, but still, be kinda careful. I don't know what your Mun is into, but there can be some freaky shit.

[ingodwetrust]

Aw come on, can't be too freaky for us, right? What're they gonna do?

It's not like they'd try to kill us or something. [ Laughing, but it's a little... forced. ]

[sincerelyourhero]

Noooo, but they can do worse... [Like those weird smut memes...]

[ingodwetrust]

You don't mean like that kinda stuff. [ THAT SMELLS VERY UNCHRISTIAN. ]

Why? Th-that's just- Can't I just meet vegetarian vampire ladies and avoid-- those sorta things?

[sincerelyourhero]

That kind of stuff.

Well, if your Mun's good, you don't have to do those sorta things. I've been lucky so far. [America just refuses to do smutty stuff out in public. 'Would rather kill all the zombies ever. Definitely.]