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[ingodwetrust]

Well, hey hey mundane! I was wondering when you'd let me out of your head. I mean, come on, you've been playing that maple-loving bearkeeper from up north for waaaay too long. It's about time you upgraded!

[ Hey, be nice. Canada's your, er, brother. And he's been with me for a while- ]

Yeah yeah; he's my bro, and we're really tight but if we're being honest here, come on. You gotta admit he's pretty boring compared to the United States of Awesome right in front of you. I mean, you live here with me! Beats me why he was your first choice, but you snooze you lose.

But y'know, better late than never! That's always how I roll. We'll catch up for lost time.

[ What the hell am I getting myself into? /face in hands ]

I think you mean "Why didn't I do this sooner?" It's okay, I know that's what you meant. You love me already! I mean, pff, everyone does.

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[sincerelyourhero]

Ya know, my Mun also asked what in the hell she was getting into when she got me. I really don't get it. I mean, why the hell not?

[ingodwetrust]

I know, I know, I tried to tell her. Took her long enough to cave in. [ Like a whole two weeks.]

But you just can't keep something like this locked up for long, know what I mean? Gotta let freedom ring when she calls.

[sincerelyourhero]

I totally agree.

She already plays everyone else [An exaggeration! Sort of.] so why not the best Nation ever?

[ingodwetrust]

You got it, man. I mean, you're making total sense to me.

Not that the other guys and gals aren't cool, but- They're not us. If you're gonna do this, gotta do it straight up. Go right for the big guns.

[sincerelyourhero]

Exactly.

So, does your Mun have any plans for you? Though having us around doesn't really need a good reason other than we have to be around.

[ingodwetrust]

[ Man he liked this guy, he could get used to this. ]

Nah, just kinda mentioned this place called Baker Street?

[ scoffing. ] Think I'd rather chill around than go somewhere that stuffy sounding.

[sincerelyourhero]

[He should! I mean, who else will agree and sympathize with you like yourself?]

Dude, it just sounds stuffy! Sure, England gets a kick out of the name, so yeah stuffy-sounding is right, but you gotta go there! You can do lots of stuff there.

[ingodwetrust]

Really? Aw man, well you know I gotta trust myself on this one.

[ Dude this was so meta. Fucking awesome. ]

What kinda stuff we talking about?

[sincerelyourhero]

Who else are you gonna trust?

All sorts of stuff and it can get really ridiculous! Like, this one time, I got trapped in a mall after hours and there weren't any zombies or anything like that--and wouldn't that be just awesome?! Zombiepocalypse! Bad awesome, but still awesome--but there was this vampire chick. And one time I was in this End of the World meme that was all angsty and sad--

But the whole point of the place is to meet other people and build CR.

[ingodwetrust]

Whoa, whoa, but was she a hot vampire chick? She didn't try to kill ya, did she? [ Important questions. ]

Either way, I definitely gotta get my ass over there.

[sincerelyourhero]

[Very important.] She was cute and no, she didn't. I think she was one of those "vegetarian" vampires or whatever you call those vampires who aren't into eating people. And no, she's not from Twilight so it's not as bad as it sounds.

It's definitely not a bad place to be, but still, be kinda careful. I don't know what your Mun is into, but there can be some freaky shit.

[ingodwetrust]

Aw come on, can't be too freaky for us, right? What're they gonna do?

It's not like they'd try to kill us or something. [ Laughing, but it's a little... forced. ]

[sincerelyourhero]

Noooo, but they can do worse... [Like those weird smut memes...]

[ingodwetrust]

You don't mean like that kinda stuff. [ THAT SMELLS VERY UNCHRISTIAN. ]

Why? Th-that's just- Can't I just meet vegetarian vampire ladies and avoid-- those sorta things?

[sincerelyourhero]

That kind of stuff.

Well, if your Mun's good, you don't have to do those sorta things. I've been lucky so far. [America just refuses to do smutty stuff out in public. 'Would rather kill all the zombies ever. Definitely.]

[causa]

Everyone does? Wow, States, did't realize how popular you were!

[ingodwetrust]

You know it!

[ Wink. ]

If anyone says anything else, it's probably those lying commie bastards. [ Peru's totally on his "cool list." Democracies gotta unite. ]

Never trust 'em; they're just jealous I'm the hero!

[stayfluffy]

Oh wow, are you really America?

[This is one little robot girl that is so excited at the idea she's bouncing in place.]

sorry for late, it was my birthday this weekend uvu

[ingodwetrust]

You bet your ass. [ With a cocky grin. He nods to her with a little salute. ]

Alfred F. Jones, ma'am. Best nation in the free world!

no prob! Happy birfday! 83

[stayfluffy]

[Gasp!]

The Spine said that's a bad word!

[But she shoots him back a beaming smile with a little snappy salute right back.]

I'm The Jon! It's really nice to meet you!

Well, I mean I know you, my Pappy built me and my sisters in America, but I never got to meet a nation like this!

[perfectgentleman]

Oh bollocks.... [Puts hand in face.] Were they completely mental?

[ingodwetrust]

For waiting so long?

I know, right? I'm just saying; if eyebrows here even agrees with me you know I've got a good point.

[perfectgentleman]

Firstly Alfred, don't call me eyebrows. Its extremely rude. [Fatso] And secondly, I was not agreeing with you. I was questioning the sanity of your mun for letting you out of your cage.

[ingodwetrust]

As if a cage could hold me for long. God knows you tried though, huh, Artie?

[ With a wink and a snort. ]

Nah, but for real- My mun's awesome; totally the right thing to do. When greatness comes to you gotta take it!

[proteusmoon]

Well, I cannot speak for everyone, but I presume my mun does at least. I believe your mun has seen the... evidence?

[ One or two of those "pieces of evidence" will inevitably be showing up. Cecil is hoping the Jersey Devil won't be among them, but he keeps getting pinged every time their mun reads America's username! It's hard work keeping him away! She would know— she's shared a mun with him for ages, it feels like. ]

I'm sure you'll have lots of fun together.

sorry for late <33

[ingodwetrust]

I'm sure too! Not worried about it at all.

[ Not jealous of Canada nope, no way. Get out of here. ]

Seriously, look at those other people she's got in her head. Pff, no competition for who's the most fun.

[proteusmoon]

Aren't some of the others revolutionaries?

[starspangledknockers]

Stuff a sock in it, broseph! I think Matt's kinda cute. [She is obviously defending him because of this bias. I'm not even sorry.]

Glad she picked ya up though, we always need more of us around, right?! You were totally my mun's first choice, but then she decided France was better--Which was totally bullshit, I know--but then she decided I was better and damn I can't even disagree!

Sometimes you gotta wait for 'em to come around, but they always do!~

[ingodwetrust]

Well sure he's cute I guess. [ Not that he's looked- what? ]

But so are, I dunno, cats. And doesn't change the fact that they're kinda boring. Snoooozeville.

If she didn't come around I was gonna be real upset. Can't believe they try other people besides us first!

Guess you just gotta save THE BEST FOR LAST.

[hamburgerhero]

Of course she had to cave in and make an account.
Everybody loves us- or should I say? ... U.S.

[ingodwetrust]

It goes without saying, am I right? Of course I am, 'cause I'm agreeing with myself!

[ he is loving all this attention from himself. awww yeah. and he is not thinking about that too hard. ]

It's just like how we deal with everything- Keep at it until you win! Everyone sees how awesome we are in the end. It wasn't too hard to convince her.

[starspangledheart]

What's not to love?

[Yes, he has a soft spot for Alfred.]

[ingodwetrust]

...Cap!?

[ Salute so hard he almost hits himself. ]

Thanks man, I know I can depend on you to back me up!