Nothing in Particular

[endless_clouds_of_violet]

"I'm bored, entertain me?"

There's a far better way to gain attention than this, Mundane, and far more people you could use as tools to do it, as well. Your boredom is a direct product of your own efforts. You should enjoy it more, since you created it.

Just let a sleeping youkai lie. Or I might be tempted to do things you don't particularly wish for me to do~.

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[fantasynature]

Just because you're bored doesn't mean you can come to my shrine, you know. I have a lot of work I need to get done!

[ Wait, this isn't her shrine at all! ]

[endless_clouds_of_violet]

Are you sure about that? But it's so lovely to visit the shrine. [Yukari stahp.]

[fantasynature]

All you do is bother me, eat my food, and scare away people from the village from coming to donate.

You're bad luck.

[endless_clouds_of_violet]

How rude. [She doesn't sound offended at all.] Now whatever am I supposed to do except visit your shrine?

[fantasynature]

[ Reimu doesn't care about being rude after all. ]

You can go home and sleep like you usually do. Or bother one of the other shrines. Or find me a giant brick of gold and donate it.

[ She sighs. ]

If you did that I'd wait on you like I was Sakuya.

[endless_clouds_of_violet]

What if I were to give you a job you'd get paid for, instead?

But being surly isn't going to get you anywhere with me, Reimu, and you know it.

[fantasynature]

...I'll think about it. What is it this time?

I'm not being surly. I'm just being me.

[endless_clouds_of_violet]

And being you will not get you far with me.

Your job is to take a good look around where you are, right now.

[fantasynature]

Would you rather I bow before you and clean your feet?

[ Reimu only laughs a bit. ]

Alright. What am I supposed to be seeing?

[ Hopefully the fact that she doesn't see much isn't a slight on her mun's empty headedness! ]

[endless_clouds_of_violet]

We're not at your shrine, Reimu.

[fantasynature]

You're right!

[ She hits the bottom of her fist into her open palm. ]

It's an Incident, right?

But if you're the only one here, that means it's your fault, and I'm going to have to beat you up.

[endless_clouds_of_violet]

Ah... but what if you beat me up and it doesn't resolve anything? I'll give you a hint: This wasn't entirely my doing.

[fantasynature]

That's just how these things go. I beat up who's ever in my way then go to the next until I solve it. It's a foolproof plan!

[musou_fuuin]

Empty threats. The most you would do is mild embarrassment.

[endless_clouds_of_violet]

I could make them commit to something they'd sworn off. It wouldn't be too difficult, and possibly cause more than a bit of discomfort via embarrassment.

[musou_fuuin]

Still ultimately harmless.

[endless_clouds_of_violet]

Now, now, you're spoiling my fun.

[musou_fuuin]

Don't you remember? That's kind of my job. Or was, anyways.

[endless_clouds_of_violet]

A good thing I'm not truly invested. I have napping to do until winter, and then I'll sleep aggain.

[musou_fuuin]

Hmm... I'll just have to visit you in your dreams to keep you out of trouble, then.

[endless_clouds_of_violet]

A threat and a promise, I take it?

[musou_fuuin]

Always. More the latter than the former, of course.

[endless_clouds_of_violet]

It's always so nice to speak with a Hakurei who has manners and firmness. I shall look forward to it.

[musou_fuuin]

Now now, don't be so hard on her... -It was difficult growing up without her mother, after all.-

[endless_clouds_of_violet]

I'm not being hard at all. It's endearing, in many ways. But something different is refreshing in such a way you didn't quite know you missed it.