voice testing

[greatestheroever]

Wow, mun. I can't say I'm the greatest hero just yet, but I'll try to live up to it!

Um. But do we really have to use this icon? It's embarrassing, and I think people might get the wrong idea.

Comments

[greatestheroever]

The hockey is worse.

I mean. We have basketball?

[spideyfanone]

...How about ping-pong?

[greatestheroever]

Yes, but the Danger Room always weaponizes it. You'd be surprised by the damage a ping-pong ball can inflict.

[spideyfanone]

I guess they'd be a good size for hiding some dangerous electronics, or just explosives...

Oh, cripes, there's that mad science thing of mine going off again. Ignore it.

[greatestheroever]

No, I think it's kind of cool. So long as you use it for good, I mean.

[spideyfanone]

If I can manage that, anyway. Used to be I used my powers mainly for homework, so we'll see how the adjustment period goes.

[greatestheroever]

Well, using your powers is using your homework for good. For the good of becoming a better hero!

[spideyfanone]

The best heroes all get A's.

[greatestheroever]

Except in Flying into Things Headfirst. I'm kind of okay with just passing that one.

[spideyfanone]

...I hope that's an elective gym credit?

[greatestheroever]

It's the flying course. I think the course title may have been a joke, though.

[spideyfanone]

Oh, yeah, I'm out then. That's comforting. Probably not enough teleporters for a whole course.

[greatestheroever]

No, we do have--

Oh. I probably should've mentioned the bamfs.

[spideyfanone]

Relax, man. I wasn't really expecting the full audio tour. ...Though now that you brought it up you do have to explain that one.

[greatestheroever]

They look like little yous that steal whiskey? To be honest I don't think I can explain it.

[spideyfanone]

Yeah, that's weird on all kinds of levels. Though it might be nice to not be the shortest person around.

[greatestheroever]

Oh, you wouldn't be. We also have Broo--though he's a little, um. Not himself at the moment.

I think I'm also supposed to tell you about how often people try to kill us. It's kind of a lot.

[spideyfanone]

That's ok. I've been in a pretty constant state of near-murder-victim since I was twelve. Maybe not while I was in Savior's machine, but that was kind of a slow siphon thing, so who knows?

[greatestheroever]

That seems to be common with the kids. And adults, I guess. But I'm still supposed to mention it.

[spideyfanone]

Hey, appreciated, even if I'd probably have assumed. From what I heard, your world is even lamer about mutants than mine.