Davesprite: Do that voice-test thing.

[inesse]

latin
are you shitting me right now
of all the different handles you could have come up with for me
you chose to go with fucking latin
you realize no one actually speaks this shit anymore right
go on name at least one person you know that uses it
ill even give you a moment to think about it
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wow youre really not disappointing in the lacking an answer department
i might have to whip out a pen and paper just so i can write this lack of an answer down
could you maybe go a little slower i want to be sure that i catch every lacking word

anyway why am i even here at all
youve already got real dave up in here so theres virtually no reason to have me around
unless this is the start to some sort of travelling freak taxidermy sideshow collection
sup step right up kiddies dont be shy
forget the bearded lady and the blind sword swallowing midget
come see the half bird half dave wonder
five cents gets you front row seats to his hilarious antics and tickets are selling fast

next thing i know were gonna be selling plush mes like theyre plush jackelopes in some pos gift shop off of route 66
all fuzzy and smelling like mothballs next to the shrunken crocodile heads
and you are not going to like the plans i have for all the things you love in the event that you turn that into a puppet joke
have some fucking decency jesus

dude dont think i dont see you practically fondling the idea of putting me somewhere
just for that ima ollie out of here before you can get any further ahead of yourself
this is embarrassing