Voice testing to the max.

[shipurr]

:33 < h33 h33!! mun, youre being really funny! you should be a little more confident in yourself, okay??? dont worry about what others may think or whatefur.
:33 > youre pretty new still, but thats ok! you have to stalk befur you pounce!
:33 > and youve got your furiends to back you up if you n33d any help, so just have fun and let loose!! rp's not supposed to be so serious. take it from a natural!
:33 > hey! *ac growls as she stalks over to where her mun hid, dragging her out into the open for all to s33*
:33 > *and proc33ds to pounce on her!!!*
:33 > no hiding!! or w33ping!
:33 > and no sweating, either! let equius handle that part, he does enough of it fur all of us.
:33 > blaaarrghhhrggll!!! come oooon! i wanna s33 my furiends, it f33ls like it's b33n furever!!

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[thevoidsdarkhorse]

hopefully ur mun will listen
cause that is some choice advice that should be listened to
they should kno theyre in good hands u wont lead em astray
(is that a cat pun or is that sad cuz stray cats?)

[shipurr]

:33 < well, she already says shes having lots of fun with me, so thats a step up!
:33 < not to mention i get to s33 all my furiends again, too!! X33 thats my favorite part about all this!
:33 < oh and to m33t all you funny humans, too.
:33 < and i dont want to think about any stray cats, that sounds so sad... :((

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

knew it!
who cant have fun with u
and furiends r purretty sweet
funny huh
guess i am pretty funny
almost feel like i should tell jokes
stray cats are pretty sad :(

[shipurr]

:33 < awww, h33 h33, youre really nice, and funny!! karkitty was wrong when he said you guys were pretty pawful, but then again, he does tend to ovfurreact a lot. :\\
:33 < and my furiends are the best! umm...i mean, most are, but theres always room fur more, too.
:33 < oh!! do you know any cat jokes??? :OO

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

karkitty oh gosh that is an adorble nickname
he does seem kind of cranky ive talked to him a few times
i think hes learning were okay though
they did sound pretty cool!
i mean
uh
okay theres some time shenanigans so yeah heard about ur furriends and theyre cool
and more furriends are awesome!
no wait
meowesome
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
oh!
i know
how does a cat count?

[shipurr]

:33 < i call him karkitten, too!!! he doesnt like either one very much, though. :(( but im pretty sure thats just because hes so cranky all the time.
:33 < but its good that hes finally starting to think well of you all! h33 h33 h33, i dont think he'll evfur show it, but karkitty's a nice guy deep down. *ac sighs a little bit, curling her tail around one leg.*
:33 < blaaarrghhh i still dont really understand the time stuff very well, but its okay. umm....but tell me the joke!!!
:33 < how does a kitty count???

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

he is pretty cranky
what guy cant appreciate a cute name like that from a cute girl
gotta be the crankiness
hmmmm did get that impression
*tg eyes ac for with all sorts of thoughtful looks before smiling like maybe she suspects a little something something is going on *wonk**
time stuff is really damn confusin dont know how dave does it
or anyone
one, mew, three!

[shipurr]

:33 < HEY ITS NOT LIKE THAT!!!
:33 < i mean
:33 < *ac roars loudly, her tail puffing up "hey its not like that!!!" then casually listens to the rest of the joke.*
:33 < :OO
:33 < h33 h33 h33!! thats really cute! one, mew, thr33, i like it!

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

*tg is looking dubious*
*tg wonders aloud "i wonder if ac protests too much"*
*"but maybe its better to keep quiet about that"*
*wonk wonk wonk* ;)
thank you thank you
ill be here all week
i bet u got tons of cat jokes though
lets here one

1/2

[shipurr]

:33 < hissssssss...

2/2

[shipurr]

[Oops, shaken out of her carnivorous, beastly thoughts by that question. Nepeta actually has to think about this for a moment - she's never really told a joke, even a cat related one. Her meowrail wasn't exactly the joking type, though they did sass each other once in a while.]

:33 < ummm...i dont really tell jokes
:33 < but let me try one!!!
:33 < *ac tilts her head up, thinking long and hard for a good joke to come to her mind.*
:33 < OH OH!!! um, okay, what is a cat's fafurite color?

Re: 2/2

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

[rewajoeiwjaoiejw holy]

*tg asks to not hiss like that again*
*tg was kind of frightened there by acs ferocity holy shit*
hmmmmm
i dunno
whats a cats fafurite color?

[shipurr]

:33 < huh? OH! h33 h33, whoops!! sorry, i got a little carried away. :PP
:33 < *ac promises she will keep her furocity to a minimum, and not direct it at the funny human again.*
:33 < a cat's fafurite color is...
:33 < .....!!
:33 < PURRPLE!!!

[thevoidsdarkhorse]

*tg appreciates this greatly because that was legit terrifying for a minute.*
LOL
thats a great one!