super rusty and severely needs to rewatch the movie. but.

[fitzherpderp]

[ HA ]

Never fails. The ladies can never turn their back on me. [ Forever anyway. But moving on. That right there, yes, see that? Some one's smug. And... huh. That face… isn't it uncomfortable to be grinning that wide?

No?

Huh. ] It may have taken… [ Wait. Wait. Five months plus six plus one plus ten—all right. Flynn Rider, the greatest thief to ever thieve is many things – charming, handsome, brave, soon-to-be-rich – but mathematically inclined? If it doesn't involve coin… – ain't nobody got time for that Nah. ]

… awhile for you to remember how to turn back around, but you did and I'm here and well, let's see. Remember last time? Let's… not do that again.

[ A pause. And then! Gesturing. ]

So I'm thinking an island instead. And bags of money. Lots and lots of bags. Dropping me off there and knowing you've made me so… happy sounds like fun, doesn't it? [ Stare. Wait. Stare. Wait. Star-- ]

… What do you mean the sidekick can't go gallivanting off on his own? Lady… Flynn Rider is no one's sidekick. [ Pause. Long pause. No. No Eugene. Curiosity is an evil, evil thing. Especially when— ]

… Who is the leading man in your inaccurate opinion, anyway? [ —the answer is going to be— ] Blondie? [ brb. Busy dealing with a brain explosion. ]

Comments

[papershredder]

[Excuse the equine laughter, someone's just rather amused at your expense currently.]

1/3

[fitzherpderp]

[






hey.



hey no. Stop that. He's not afraid to march on over there. Well, not much any— ]

[fitzherpderp]

[ NO NOT AT ALL. ]

[fitzherpderp]

[ In the meantime though— ]

Oh didn't you hear? The role of the sidekick's arch rival has been recast as a slightly less flea-infested animal. See, your last performance... [ Bunches lips and scrunches nose. ] Yeah.

… Better luck elsewhere. [ Far elsewhere. ]

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[papershredder]

[....yeah, give him a moment. Okay yes, he's done laughing now.

....and you so didn't just go there.]

2/2

[papershredder]

[...Well, he sees how it is. Hmph.

See if he saves your ass next time you get it thrown in prison.]

[shethievery]

Well, she is the Lost Princess.

[fitzherpderp]

Emphasis on lost.

[ Directional-wise. Fingers to the pressure point between his brows and pinch. ] Isn't that more reason to not have her, you know... in charge?

[shethievery]

Yeah. Like you stand a chance of one-upping Rapunzel. [ She snerks and puts her hands on her hips. ]

ASDLFKJASLDFKAJF THIS IS SO AMAZING!!!!! 1/

[rapunzeal]

[Oh, please. Last time was absolutely stupendous, Eugene, and don't you even dare claiming otherwise. Here's proof in the ever-growing smile gracing pouty lips—probably the cause of at least half your troubles, but no matter! You asked—except you didn't, not really—and here she is anyway, because Blondie for one is glad to see you after such a long time and... yeah.

Y'know, instead of wasting time pickpocketting? You might want to invest in some math lessons with all those foreseen bags of money you will undoubtedly one day earn.

[rapunzeal]

[Not steal. Keyword. And as for who's actually leading...]

Well, Eugene. [She looks so terribly innocent, nearly batting her lashes as an impish smile reaches her eyes. Look at her taking after you.]

3/3

[rapunzeal]

I do still have your satchel, mmhmm... [Which may or may not have been a little too mischievous a laugh, muffled and satisfied.]

1/forever OH. HULLO c:

[fitzherpderp]

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Oh for the love of— ]

[fitzherpderp]

And you kept it safe and sound for me. [ Orphanages don't provide the best education system, no, so his counting drawback has its excuse but either way, he knows it's been f-o-r-e-v-e-r and thus, he's really hoping little miss blonde has a memory problem, what with her freakish long hair constantly weighing heavy on her brain.

So in however many months, maybe she's forgotten why she has his satchel.

Maybe?

Hopefully?

Please? ]

[fitzherpderp]

Good job. [ A tiny, FRIENDLY pat over the top of her head – ]

[fitzherpderp]

[ WAIT, SHE DOESN'T HAVE HER FRYING PAN DOES SHE? Don't hit him, don't hit him, don't hit him--where is it? Is it here?

He knows it's here somewhere!

Waiting. About to—! ]

DONE

[fitzherpderp]

[ Ahem. ]

Thanks for watching it for me, but I can take it off your hands now. [ As in right now. Gimme. ]

[watcheslanterns]

[Rapunzel looks as if she's considering something very important.]

Well, I never stopped to consider you a sidekick, but it does have a nice ring to it, don't you think?

Rapunzel and her sidekick, Flynn Rider! [She pauses, giggling just a bit at the idea.]

[tonewlengths]

[Stifling giggles]

Now that I think about it, you are a little sidekick-y.