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[kiniasu]

Yeah, mundane. Takin' me from one place and shoving me into another is really gonna help ya, isn't it? 'Specially when half of my friends ain't even around here. Now that I've got 'em all back, being alone isn't something I like to dwell in-- just don't tell anyone that. I've got an image to keep.

Anyway.. I'm pretty sure you haven't got a clue what you're doing. Honestly, I wish you all the best with this stupid endeavour of yours, and Seifer would be laughin' his ass off if he knew you were trying to find the worst game for me, but y'know..

Can y' not?

I like having my hat intact and havin' it shot off ain't something I wanna do. Or taken off me, or any other variation. Quite like having my head on my shoulders as well. And Exeter. I wanna keep my gun.

Really, just.. Ultimecia was enough for me.

Find Selphie or Squall and I'll be happy though, I guess..

Comments

[esper_magic]

Um... It is a very nice hat.

Why would your mun want to send you somewhere terrible?

[kiniasu]

Thank y' kindly. I quite like it myself.

She's fond of sendin' me and the others to the worst places, just 'cause it's more fun for her.

[esper_magic]

It wouldn't be very fun for you, I don't think...

My mun says the same thing. That it's fun to send some of her people to terrible places. I think I'm going to one too.

[kiniasu]

Been through enough without her dumpin' all this on me. [huff, huff.]

Ah, well.. Wish ya the best of luck if you do end up in some horrible place, sweets. Can't imagine you'll have the brightest time, but good things'll happen eventually, yeah? Things can't stay bad for long.

[esper_magic]

Oh... I'm sorry. [ Mean ol' Irving-mun! ]

Thank you. I won't know anyone there, but my mun hopes that I'll meet some nice people to help me through things.

[igneousdogtag]

Does it look like I'm laughing my ass off?

[kiniasu]

Nah. Mostly just got this stupid look on your face.. Nothin' new, then.

[igneousdogtag]

Uh-huh. There's a lot of bitching here. Haven't you learned that muns will do whatever they want, whenever they want?

(sorry for the low blow—)

[kiniasu]

I'm new to this whole bein' controlled thing. Just 'cause you're used to it doesn't mean others are, Almasy.

[innermonologues]

Irvine...

[ Talkative as always there, Squall. ]

[kiniasu]

Ah, the man of the hour—

Hey there, Commander.

[ Irvine can talk enough for the both of them. ]

[innermonologues]

I heard a ping and suddenly appeared.

[ his attempt at a joke. Yeah he's not very good at them.

Any plans?

[kiniasu]

.. Uh, right. That's great.

[ Yeah. Might need to work on those. ]

So far, a whole lotta nothin'. Still looking for something to do and somewhere to go.

[knightfan]

You've sure got a laundry list of requests for someone who's in no position to bargain. C'mon, quit bein' stupid. Do you really think your mun'll listen to even half of 'em?

[kiniasu]

Aw, man. I love this hat. It's the best hat that's ever existed and I'm not gonna be parting with it any time soon. It's worth a shot, y'know? I'm her favourite. Maybe she'll listen.

[knightfan]

Lucky man, ain't ya? Your biggest concern is your hat. Are you sure you're a G-Garden student?

[kiniasu]

If I'm not, then my whole life has been a lie. Don't diss.

[booyaka]

[Incoming hat thief in 3... 2... yoink!! There is now one spunky girl poised for a piggyback ride sporting your hat. What do?]

Irvy~~

I like the hat. You don't mind, right? Right?!

[kiniasu]

[ One day he'll get used to her doing that. But.. today is not that day. Poor Irvine. ]

Sefie— Tch. Stealing my hat again.

Only 'cause it's you, darlin'. Of course I don't mind.

[booyaka]

Teehee!

[There's a couple of happy bounces and then she hoists herself up, appointing Irvine as her personal piggyback ride provider.]

Sooooooo, what's this game you're talking about? Where ya going?

[kiniasu]

[ She's caught easily enough, considering her jumping after surprising was something he had become used to.. after a few times. ]

Got multiples open right now and mun's still tryin' to decide. Pretty sure each one gets worse as they go..

[combatking]

Holy *$&#ing shit, IRVINE! I can think of a few awful places you SHOULD be!!

[kiniasu]

Freakin'—

Zell, man! That's not really comforting. I should be going to awesome places with lots of lovely ladies and guns, not awful places!

[ aka /whine, whine. ]

[combatking]

"Westworld? 'Cause I think you're describin' Westworld, an' I don't EVEN know where that is!"

Looking around quickly to make sure there were no wandering ears, Zell hunched slightly, putting his hand around his mouth and lowering his voice.

"Irvine. I'm gonna be honest with ya. An' don't tell anyone I toldja. The place my mun sent me? Everyone's gay. Except me. And like 3 other guys. An' there's not a lotta gals, but uhhh.. the ones that are there.. the variety might interest you. Like the one I just started dating? She's got HORNS!", Zell enthused, accentuating his point by miming her horns, "It's AWESOME."

He let that sit for a moment before realizing potential connotations.

"Ack! And she's not a goat, I swear!!"

[kiniasu]

"You'll find it one day, Zell. In the far, far off future, yeah?"

Though he wanted to move away, his eyes scrunching up slightly as Zell leaned closer, the sharpshooter forced himself to stay still.

"Everyone?" He repeated, expression smoothing out and a small frown replacing his previous expression. "Sounds like an interestin' place you've landed yourself in there, man. Not one that's my kinda style, but I ain't gonna complain. People like what they like, and.. Well, so long as there's at least two ladies for me t' talk to, I'd be happy."

.. Horns. Right. That was definitely something new and Irvine had seen a lot in his lifetime, considering what they had all been through..

"I was gonna say a deer or somethin', but goat works too.."