canon is suburgatory // hollyheights?

[suburban]

The square footage is pathetic. Their country club isn't nationally ranked. It's, like, the ghetto. What next? Government housing and food stamps?

I'm not eating stamps.

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[vexappeal]

[He can't help it. He just can't help it.]

It's all the rage in Europe. [And he has the accent to sell the remark.] As a diet, y'know. Quite effective.

[suburban]

It's for the poor, and being poor isn't a diet. I went in a Walmart once.

[ofdrumsthesound]

You don't eat the stamps.

[notbloodylikely]

...you know, you're really lucky you're so pretty...

[suburban]

It's not luck. I take after my mommy, and she's got a bodacious bod.

[notbloodylikely]

That is completely believable, babe. Whichever rich guy she roped was the lucky one, if she's half as talented as you.

[suburban]

Daddy was a good starter husband, I guess. I'll do better.

[notbloodylikely]

You know, ambitious girls with big goals are totally hot.

hello one of my favorite shows ever

[merchantofdeath]

Is it a totally different world? Because if it is, of course the country club isn't nationally ranked. That we know of.

Wherever that is, it could be the best of the best. Don't knock it too hard.

/waves coyly

[suburban]

They're not even on Bing. I checked.

\o/

[merchantofdeath]

Isn't it a totally different world, though?

[suburban]

They put everything on the internet. That's why it's there.

[merchantofdeath]

Not exactly. There's lots of things they can't put on the Internet, because it would be illegal.

And there's lots of things people do put on the Internet that they shouldn't, and they go to jail.

Take it with a grain of salt, that's what I'm saying.