Listen up you Milk Dud [Voice Testing | Canon is Holy Musical B@man!]

[candythemed]

I'd call you an Airhead if I didn't know for a fact how many Peeps you've got up here in this space. They suit you. But me? I'm no Mr. Goodbar. You're dealing with a grade-a Atomic Fireball...and you better believe I plan on turning up the heat.

[A laugh. And a rather hysteric one at that as he twirls his candy cane jovially.]

I guess you could say that I'll be up to my same old Twix! Oh my, my, becoming the king of this candy castle will be quite the Spree.

I know you agree with me, you little Nerd.

Comments

[arach_nerd]

What happens when you run out of candy puns? Y'know, stopper your gob, as it were

oops you edited like right when I replied

[candythemed]

Well look at the Circus Peanut who thinks he's a Werther's Original. I'm the one who makes the candy puns around here, kid.

[He pauses, pulls out a Snickers bar.]

But nonetheless, your question makes me Snicker.

[gotfired]

( Her eyes go wide with a childlike wonder. She quickly wipes away a small bit of drool from her mouth. )

Are... are you made of candy, man?! Like is that a lil candy suit with a lil candy tie or do you just have real bad fashion taste?

I don't judge, though. So long as you've got the goods.

But.

If you are made of candy.

I'm gonna eat you so fast.

[candythemed]

Made of candy? Who's made of candy? I may be a Candyman--

[And he may have been Candy's man, if you know what I'm saying.]

--but I'm no Sucker.

[Not that he couldn't be tasty. But we'll leave that one up to the imagination.]

[gotfired]

Well, the Gingerbread Man's made of gingerbread. Pretty darn logical thinking, if you ask me. ( She sorta nods, as if to confirm her own statements. Yeah, yeah, she just wants that Axe chocolate deodorant guy to be real. Don't crush her dreams, man. )

Candyman should be made out of candy. ( Pout. )

[questionslinger]

That was physically painful to listen to.

[candythemed]

Careful, Smartie. Open a can of Gummi Worms and you might have to deal with my Jawbreakers.

[He laughs--well, it's almost more of a giggle--while tossing his cane to the side in order to raise his fists comically in front of him.]

[questionslinger]

I'm fairly sure you're the only rogue on Gotham more pathetic than I am at fisticuffs.

[tequilatime]

Sweet Tooth!

[DRAMATIC MUSICAL CHORD]

You candy-themed, conniving, conspirator! I should have known you'd show yourself in this poor, defenseless, habitat! If you don't watch yourself, I'll give you a whole new row of cavities!

[candythemed]

Well, well, well! If it isn't my favorite Sour Patch Kid. Here without your Sugar Daddy, I see.

What? Did the Bat blow this Lollipop lane? Or did you decide to fly from the nest and leave your Cadbury Eggs behind?

[He pulls a chocolate egg wrapped in aluminum foil out of his pants pocket and tosses it flippantly to Robin, his stance relaxed and hardly threatened.]

[tequilatime]

[He caught the egg with both hands and a small "ooh!" sound. Yes don't mind him as he starts unwrapping the candy.]

Better not count your eggs before they hatch, or you may find they've been spoiled!

Besides, so long as the night is dark, and evil plagues the streets of... wherever we are, Batman and Robin will never be far behind!

[gowithasmile]

Yikes. And they say I'm the guy with the bad jokes!