lost in disneyworld/land mad hatters send help

[milliners]

You've been watching those youtube videos again, haven't you? Well, don't say I didn't warn you!

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[madcuriosity]

Mr. Hatter? You're lost?

[milliners]

Well, I'm not lost, no. I almost always know where I am!

[madcuriosity]

Almost? [She giggles.] And when you don't?

[milliners]

In that case, I'm in between being here and there.

[madcuriosity]

Does in between here and there have a name?

[milliners]

What a silly question. Most everything has a name, and if it doesn't, then it isn't meant to be spoken about.

[madcuriosity]

It isn't a silly thing to say. What you should have said is things without a name are to be given one. That makes more sense than not speaking about it.

[milliners]

Assuming that a name brings about sense is the silliest of all!

[madcuriosity]

It isn't! [She frowns.] It's better than leaving it unnamed at all.

[milliners]

Why? Because you say so? No one cares what you have to say, Alice, I thought you knew that.

[madcuriosity]

[She scowls.]

Well, it isn't as if you are the authority on anything. Why should I believe what you say simply because you said it? You're mad.

[milliners]

Being mad brings a whole new perspective to things.

[madcuriosity]

Well it's certainly not a good one.

[milliners]

How would you know? You're so short, you've barely got any perspective at all!

[madcuriosity]

Being short is a perspective in itself. And if you were to ask the caterpillar, he would say I am too tall! I've been all sorts of sizes so I know all sorts of perspectives.

[milliners]

Why would I want to ask the caterpillar? He has quite the temper, don't you know!

_{[ peers down at her. ]}

You might know different heights, but you don't know madness. It's the best perspective there is!

[madcuriosity]

It's just as well,I don't want to be mad.

[But she is, and they both know it. He is from her mind, they all are. Whether they like it or not, she created him. So if he is mad, if Cheshire is mad, what does that make her?]

[milliners]

_{[ she's certainly as mad as a hatter, but perhaps that's an honorary title rather than a real one. ]}

Don't you?

<sub>[ because being mad means you can produce any and all items from your coat pocket.

it's a rule. ]</sub>

[madcuriosity]

I'm afraid I don't know, Mr. Hatter.

[milliners]

_{[ kindly: ]}

It's not as bad as some people make out, certainly.

[madcuriosity]

I know. [She smiles up at the Hatter.] You are one of my dearest friends, and you're terribly mad.

[milliners]

_{[ he grins back and squeezes her shoulder. ]}

You are one of my maddest friends, and you're terribly dear.

[madcuriosity]

[She giggles.]

I'm really very glad to hear that, Mr. Hatter... [Even if you said she smells like a dinosaur.]

[intotheopenair]

You [...] tube? Whit's that?

whoops accidentally banned you for a second. floating boxes. :|

[milliners]

You don't want to know.

Evil things those floating boxes

[intotheopenair]

But if yer mun's lost in it, shouldn't we try tae help?

they really are i don't get them at all

[milliners]

Oh! No, just leave her there. She'll be fine.

<sub>[ a distant cry of help might have been heard if the Hatter hadn't coughed loudly to cover it up.

so mean. ]</sub>

Possibly there just to confuse us.

[intotheopenair]

Are... are ye sure? I'm sure I heard someone callin' fer help there ...

entirely just to confuse us.

[milliners]

She's precisely where she wants to be.

_{[ :) ]}

Re: entirely just to confuse us.

[intotheopenair]

Well... if yer sure...

... Now my mun's aff tae this youtube place.

[milliners]

Are they really? Well, you should know then: if they're not looking for me, it's a wasted trip!

Re: entirely just to confuse us.

[intotheopenair]

Something about a ... Peter Pan. Is that that wee bloke who keeps flying around in here? She says she'll try fer some Hatter videos. Is that yer name then, Hatter?

[milliners]

Oh. Yes, Peter. He's never too far off.

_{[ why does everyone love peter when they could love the hatter? it's bewildering. ]}

Some people call me that, certainly. Other people call me other things. It's all relative, isn't it?

[intotheopenair]

Seems a wee devil, if ye ask me. Reminds me o' my brothers.

[Head tilt]

Well, whit other names are ye called?

[...Wait, what's that mun's watching?]

I'm on this you-tube too? I didnae remember doing that.

[milliners]

Of course he is, he's Peter Pan!

_{[ ... tilts head with. ]}

Mad Hatter, Maddigan, Hatter, Hatta, Reginald, Tarrant, Jeffeson. Someone even called me David, once!

_{[ YES JOIN ME IN DISNEYLAND YOUTUBE IT IS BEAUTIFUL ]}

You don't? I remember everything I've done there!

[intotheopenair]

I'll need ta meet this wee bloke.

... David seems a bit odd.

[THE MUN IS TOTALLY TAKING STUFF FROM THIS]

Oh, I remember havin' a wee bit o' fun wi' the girl in pink... She didnae like it much.

[milliners]

You'll probably clash.

_{[ whoops ginger joke. he likes your kind merida, don't be mad. ]}

I thought so too, but you never know where people's minds are wont to go.

_{[ GOOD PLAN ]}

The best part is when people follow you all over the place just because they want your autograph.

[intotheopenair]

As long as me Mother doesnae try tae marry me off tae him, we're good.

[Looks at him closely] Ye don't look like a David. Is there a Hatter who looks like a David?

[MOVIE AND PARK TOGETHER FOR CHARACTERISATION FOR THE WIN]

Oh, but I've got my own wee area, wi' my wee brothers.

[milliners]

I- why would she want to do that?

_{[ you're like 12?? ]} There must be one somewhere.

_{[ YES it s the only way to go ]}

There's a whole Wonderland part of Fantasyland, but I have to share with Alice.

[intotheopenair]

She's got a thing about marryin' me off. Though she did say I could find love in mah own time...

[Excuse you! 15!] We'll need tae go looking fer him then, find out why you've been mistaken for him.

[It leads to SO MUCH FUN]

Oy, I've never met any Alice, but I'm sure she's very nice. Didnae you moan about havin' tae share.

[milliners]

Is she the type to go back on her word?

_{[ you know what this conversation is too normal. don't mind the hatter as he pulls a ceramic cup from his coat, takes his hat off to reveal a hot kettle and pours himself a cup of tea. ]} Tea? There are quite a lot of Davids. We'll have to look a lot of places!

No, she's a rude little thing and she smells like dinosaurs.

_{[ firm nod. he loves alice really!! ]}

[intotheopenair]

Nay, she's not. Got be to able tae keep her word, she's the dipolmat, ye see, a lady of great honour.

[...] Aye, alright, I'll try yer tea.

[...] How do ye know what a dinosaur smells like?

[milliners]

Does that make you a girl of great honour?

<sub>[ good, because tea is the best. he'll just pour a mug and pass it over.

you'll never get to try that tea, merida. no matter how hard you try. ]</sub>

Why, it smells like Alice, of course.

[intotheopenair]

Ah suppose it does, I've never really had tae think about it ye know.

[She sniffs the tea and lifts the cup to take a sip]

I'm sure she doesnae smell like a dinosaur.

[milliners]

You should think about it. Why, if I were a man of honour, it'd be on my mind day in and day out!

_{[ and as soon as she tries, the hatter yells; ]}

CLEAN CUP, CLEAN CUP! MOVE DOWN, MOVE DOWN, MOVE DOWN!

_{[ what does that mean? i fear that no one truly knows. ]}

Oh, she does. She really, really does. Like an Alicesaurous rex.

[intotheopenair]

It's not something I think about often, I've nae really got a reason tae think on it, ye know.

[She jumps and the cup falls from her hand]

An ... Alicesaurous rex?