i apologize forever /goes to shower off the filth

[ahahahahah]

Ahahah! Muuuuuuuuun-san! It's been too long! Not long enough? Ahaha, IT MUST BE that you mean your heart was growing fonder with absence and you wished it to swell further, ahah! Like that old saying.

Ah? What are these lyrics you've used for the icons? Ahah, can I get that as a ringtone? Mutsuuuu! Help me set the tone on my phone, ahah!

I'm as surprised as you are! I didn't expect the series tag to already be used! Ahaha, that cherry was already popped! Don't worry, Dear_Mun! I'll be gentle, hahaha...!

You're worried about the way I act? Ah! IT MUST BE that you think you don't have enough material in that head of yours to work with! Ahahah, don't worry! I've been in your head! It's a dirty place, hahahah!

Kintokiiii! Zuraaaa! Ahah, where are you? I brought my best bottle of sake, ahah! Just bring the ladies!











Ahahaha!

Comments

[not_a_jutsu]

[Perky, cute ninjas should probably not reply to this guy.]

Great, there's a pervert here now.

1/2

[ahahahahah]

Ah? Ahaha, something's not right.

[ahahahahah]

Hahah, this place is crawling with Jump protagonists!

[not_a_jutsu]

What the hell are you talking about?

You're so weird.

[ahahahahah]

Ah, IT MUST BE that you mean you've never met someone like me.

This is going to be interesting xD

[not_a_jutsu]

I've met some creepy perverts before.

[ahahahahah]

Hahahah, that's fine! I read BLEACH anyways.

[not_a_jutsu]

Bleah? What're you talking about?

[This guy was so weird. Also bad otaku for not realizing this was a genderbent version!]

[ahahahahah]

[he can't tell! he knows Naruto uses that transformation jutsu]

Ah? What were we talking about?

[not_a_jutsu]

Something about protagonists? I didn't get it.

[ahahahahah]

Not surprising.

[not_a_jutsu]

Don't be such a smug bastard!

1/2

[ahahahahah]

Smug bastard?

[ahahahahah]

Ahahah! IT MUST BE that in your genderbent world where everything is backwards, 'smug bastard' is a compliment! Ahahah! Thanks!

[not_a_jutsu]

It wasn't a compliment! You're a jerk and a weirdo!

[ahahahahah]

Hahah, thanks and thanks!

[not_a_jutsu]

[She's just going to throw a kunai at him, nowhere vital but her aim was to just between his legs so it might look like she was going to hit little-Tatsuma.]

[ahahahahah]

[it does]

[and bounces off a metal codpiece]

[not_a_jutsu]

What the hell?! Does it happen that often that you need protection?!

1/2

[ahahahahah]

IT MUST BE that you mean I need to protect everyone else from IT, ahahah!

[ahahahahah]

And yes, it happens a lot.

[not_a_jutsu]

[Wait Naruko got an idea since she heard the clink of metal. She'll just be running up to him now. He'd feel a hand on his crotch before she slipped away. Of course what he might not realize is her put a burning paper on his pants. Metal+Fire of course equals bad news.]

1/2

[ahahahahah]

AHAH! Wait, Naruko-chan! Don't you want some sake first?

[ahahahahah]

[oh wait his dick is on fire]

[no problem]

[he opens his coat and grabs a portable extinguisher and puts it out]

Ah, that happens a lot too.

[not_a_jutsu]

You and that pervy sage would get along I think.