i apologize forever /goes to shower off the filth

[ahahahahah]

Ahahah! Muuuuuuuuun-san! It's been too long! Not long enough? Ahaha, IT MUST BE that you mean your heart was growing fonder with absence and you wished it to swell further, ahah! Like that old saying.

Ah? What are these lyrics you've used for the icons? Ahah, can I get that as a ringtone? Mutsuuuu! Help me set the tone on my phone, ahah!

I'm as surprised as you are! I didn't expect the series tag to already be used! Ahaha, that cherry was already popped! Don't worry, Dear_Mun! I'll be gentle, hahaha...!

You're worried about the way I act? Ah! IT MUST BE that you think you don't have enough material in that head of yours to work with! Ahahah, don't worry! I've been in your head! It's a dirty place, hahahah!

Kintokiiii! Zuraaaa! Ahah, where are you? I brought my best bottle of sake, ahah! Just bring the ladies!











Ahahaha!

Comments

[not_a_jutsu]

[Perky, cute ninjas should probably not reply to this guy.]

Great, there's a pervert here now.

1/2

[ahahahahah]

Ah? Ahaha, something's not right.

[ahahahahah]

Hahah, this place is crawling with Jump protagonists!

[not_a_jutsu]

What the hell are you talking about?

You're so weird.

[ahahahahah]

Ah, IT MUST BE that you mean you've never met someone like me.

This is going to be interesting xD

[not_a_jutsu]

I've met some creepy perverts before.

[howl_to_the_moon]

[Shiranui doesn't know what to make of this one.]

[ahahahahah]

[... just a peace sign from him over here]

[howl_to_the_moon]

... [Not buying it.]

[ahahahahah]

Ahah! IT MUST BE that someone got me a puppy to welcome be back to the community!

Come here little puppy! Ahah, is your master a woman? Does she have a curvy figure?

[howl_to_the_moon]

[Funny you should mention that, no one is sure which gender Shiranui is under all of that fur. If you weren't so crass, you might be meeting a pretty warrior instead of this set of pearly whites.

Oh and he is growling now. Very lowly and in the back of his throat.]

[itsnotzura]

It's not Zura, it's Katsura! Haa, you think you can just appear casually and people will give a damn? Go back to the OPs, you bastard.

[ahahahahah]

Give a damn? Hahah, I was hoping for sake!

[itsnotzura]

Don't be such a freeloader! A respectable businessman needs to have a better ethic! Or at least a really good business card that portrays a sense of dignity!

[ahahahahah]

[better ethic]

[dignity]

[really?]

Ah, do you remember who I am, Zura?

[itsnotzura]

Do you remember my name, you space-scum? It's not Zura, it's Katsura!

[cakefesta]

Who the hell would willingly bring women to drink with you? Watching you get beaten up by girls really cheapens the experience of good sake.

[ahahahahah]

Watching you get shot down by them is pretty amusing though.

[ahahahahah]

Ahahah, fine fine! Just the sake then. I'm okay with that!

[cakefesta]

[oh, that punch was right in the kidney, wasn't it]

You seem to be okay with a lot of things. Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if you're so desperate by now that your policy is 'lights off, no talking, no questions asked or answered'.

[ahahahahah]

[gonna piss blood for a week]

[doubled over in pain here but laughing]

Ahah... [COUGH COUGH] ... hahah! Talking does tend to get in the way!

[kidzura]

[from somewhere near your knees]

It's not Zura, it's Katsura.

[ahahahahah]

[OHGOD WHAT]

... Ahahah! It must be that I stumbled into a wig-time paradox.

[JUST PICKS KIDZURA UP AND TOSSES HIM IN THE AIR AND CATCHES]

Zuraaaaaaaaa!

[kidzura]

It's not Zura, it's Katsuuuwaaaaah!

[TOSSED LIKE A SMALL SACK OF DUMPLINGS]

[somehow he seems more ???!! about his name than the tossing, though]

[grabs a hold of the afro on the way down]

[ahahahahah]

[oh god hairs being torn from head]

[he holds Kidzura up so that he isn't tugging downward on the fro]

Haha, careful. Uncle Tatsuma needs that, hahah... ahh...