She met Piers.

[notintehkitchen]

Mun, my new friend is so cute! Can I please take him home with me? I want to snuggle between him and Jell-O!

Huh? What do you mean Mr. Hawk would get mad? He gets to spend so much time with Mr. Hawk No. 2. Shouldn't I get to spend time with my friends too?

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[hasstandards]

Hn. Made a friend while I've been away, did you?

[He's not mad. What reason would he have to be mad? No reason. Not mad. Nope.]

[notintehkitchen]

Yes! A really handsome friend!

[hasstandards]

... Is he.

[notintehkitchen]

He is, but I don't know if he really thinks so! It makes him extra cute, I want to take him home with me.

[hasstandards]

To RED base in Paradise?

[You mean the home she shares with Sniper? That home? The home where they live and no one else? The home where he doesn't want anyone else but the two of them to be? That home?]

[notintehkitchen]

Of course. Where else would I take him? He's obviously coming to bed with me after I feed him a giant meal of bacon!

[There is nothing wrong with this in Pyro's mind at all.]

[hasstandards]

[Snort.]

And you don't see nothin' wrong with that?

[speaks_with_fire]

Just a guess, but I think he would be mad because cuddling has certain implications to most people even if you don't mean for them to.

[He's had to deal with enough PTSD issues and various other problems that while being pretty gruff he gets the whole thing about cuddling not meaning a damn thing really.]

It's bullshit, but trying to change how he sees things would be hard.

[notintehkitchen]

It makes me sad. I'm not a bad girl at all.

[speaks_with_fire]

I can tell. You seem pretty nice actually.

[He tried to figure out a way to explain this.]

Were you told you couldn't do something and then proved them wrong?

[By her physique and obvious injuries he was going to guess yes.]

Well sometimes people are told something so many times that they believe it. So a lot of times people grow up getting told things and end up believing something wrong.

[notintehkitchen]

Pyro is a nice girl! She really is!

[Scratching her cheek, she nods.]

I snuggled with Scout and didn't do anything bad. I don't understand why my Mr. Hawk gets jealous.

[speaks_with_fire]

He gets jealous because he's afraid of losing you or you getting hurt probably.

[He rubbed the back of his neck.]

Oh is Pyro your name? Heh small world, I'm a Pyromancer.

[notintehkitchen]

Yes! Pyro is the name given to me because of my job! I kill many BLUs with my flamethrower, it is really fun.

[She's not crazy at all for enjoying killing, nope.]

You are a Pyromancer?

[not_onyourside]

Perhaps you should suggest a zreesome?

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[notintehkitchen]

[She remembers what a threesome is and immediately becomes flushed.]

I don't think that would work out.

:D

[not_onyourside]

Well eet would help you all share zhe bed togezzer would eet not?

GIVING HER BAD ADVICE

[notintehkitchen]

But it involves having....

[She makes hand gestures because she can't say the word.]

You mean the best advice.

[not_onyourside]

Oui. Zhat ees zhe point after all.

[He's not seeing the problem here.]

xD;; Worst best advice!

[notintehkitchen]

I don't think he'd do that even if it involved another female.

[Sniper wants Pyro all to himself and doesn't like to share.]

[hasstandards]

[not_onyourside]

Had to.

[stars_reject]

Wait.

Woah, fuckin' wait.

Your girlfriend is bi and you don't want to get all over that?

Something is wrong with you, bro.

I am laughing so hard at all of this.

[hasstandards]

I have no idea what you're even talking about.

xD;;; Glad to be of service.

[stars_reject]

She likes girls and you don't want to have a threesome? That's like..... most guys dream come true. Ya sure, ya ain't gay?

[hasstandards]

Wha—

[Have some cringing.]

What are you goin' on about? She's not friendly, and neither am I. And this isn't any of your business, anyhow.