Pixy's not thrilled with his mun enabling a friend for a potential canonmate

[solowingpixy]

You don't give up, do you, kid?

In a way, I'll give you credit for that. Even after nearly seven months of this charade, you still wouldn't let off of it. But let's be honest, here.

It's Cipher that we're talkin' about.

I haven't caught a break in months after what you decided to put me through in May and June both, and now I've got the potential concern that running into my former flight lead might be on the agenda? You know about as well as I do how that will turn out. You plucked me from the end of the war, kid, not the end of that interview. My Buddy and I aren't exactly gonna have a civil reunion.

[Come on, Pixy, lighten up. It doesn't hurt to be a little optimistic once in a while.]

With you in the cockpit, kid? I'm not seein' how I could be.

[Dick move, Pixy.]

It's bad enough you're tryin' to rope me into a relationship with Mitsuru, but now this? Now I'm startin' to see why everyone else in your head aren't particularly thrilled to be here. At this rate I'm suspecting you're trying to get me killed.

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[calleighfornia]

What's that about trying to rope you into a relationship with Mitsuru?

[solowingpixy]

Can't say I can see how that concerns you at all.

[calleighfornia]

Oooh~

Mitsuru is a friend, you could say. So I am concerned.

[solowingpixy]

And? Why don't you ask her if you're that concerned?

[calleighfornia]

She's actually been missing for a while. None of us here have seen her for a week now.

[solowingpixy]

That's not exactly my concern, you know. Besides, if she's missing, then shouldn't you be takin' it more seriously than you are?

[calleighfornia]

[She sounds uncaring because she's a clinical sociopath, Pixy]

I would if she's alone. She was with some new guy in military duds. I didn't get his name, but he looks like a decent fella. Mitsuru seems to not mind his company.

[solowingpixy]

[Hey, how he's supposed to know that?]

And? I'm sure she's capable of handling herself. So unless you're giving a job offer for me to go find her, I'm not seein' why I should care.

[calleighfornia]

[Oh the denial on this guy!]

I'm just sayin'. Chie told me you two are friends, so I thought I just let you know. [Calleigh grinned and puts her legs up on the table]

So what's the dealio with this Cipher guy? He kicked your ass or something?

[solowingpixy]

[He may wince a little.]

Let's just say we had a disagreement and we went our separate ways.

[In short, yes. Cipher kicked his ass.]

[calleighfornia]

Not the type to share details huh? Cuz that could be interpreted as a gay couple breakin' up.

[solowingpixy]

[The mun may or may not have choked on her soda a little. Pixy's just giving a dirty look.]

Excuse me?

[calleighfornia]

Y'know going to Splitsville. [Then Calleigh started making impressions of Cipher and Pixy]

"Listen Larry, you're great and I really want to stay friends" "I-I can change! We had some good times. Is there another wingman, come on tell me!"

Aaand then you never see him again. Now that there's a chance he miiight be back you don't know what to do with your unresolved feelings... yada yada yada...

[She's just calmly looking at her nails at this point]

[solowingpixy]

[Wh-What the fuck. Mun, Mobius and Ilya may be busting their sides in laughter in the background.]

We were in a war, kid. I left the damn Air Force for my own ideals. Cipher stayed. That's all there was to it.

[calleighfornia]

[Totally ignoring the rest of what he said]

Oh well relationships can be called a "war" too. It's a power play. Tryin' to determine who's on top and who's on the bottom.

1/2

[shelteringwings]

'Brokeback Mountain Valais' indeed, I'd say.

[calleighfornia]

Do-ho! That should win Best Picture in the Strangereal Oscars.

[solowingpixy]

[Give him one good reason why he shouldn't murder you both right now.]

[calleighfornia]

[He can't?]

[solowingpixy]

[Oh, he'd find a way if he really tried. Calleigh, Mobius, sleep with one eye open.]

2/2

[solowingpixy]

[GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE, MOBIUS, THIS ISN'T YOUR POST.]

Look, kid, I don't know what kind of fantasy world you're livin' in, but Cipher and I ended up on opposite sides of the battlefield.

[calleighfornia]

Battlefield, huh? That a new term for bedroom now?

[solowingpixy]

[Yep, he's rolling his eyes.]

Maybe you should go read a history book on the Belkan War and then we can actually have an intelligent conversation.

[calleighfornia]

Belka? Fuck that noise. We got Germans.

[pint_sized_carnivore]

Cal-chan, hey. Mitsuru-san's back.

[calleighfornia]

Fuckin' A. Did she bring some pizza? She better have brought some pizza!

[pint_sized_carnivore]

No, but she's back with that new guy though.

[the_demon_lord]

Hello. Nice to meet you all.

[Then he runs off to his room...]

[calleighfornia]

Daaaamn.

Looks like Mitsuru's got a new squeeze~

[solowingpixy]

[Nope.

Nopenopenopenopenopenope.

Totally giving his mun a "You've got to be kidding me." look.]

[calleighfornia]

[Calleigh pretended to not pay attention to Larry's suffering, but she's totally Tweeting this shit right now. And Facebook too. Of course.]

[solowingpixy]

[Hey, he's not -suffering-. He's just annoyed. And maybe kind of angry. And by kind of we mean internally seething.]

So she did it after all, huh.

[calleighfornia]

Sorry. Did what-what?

[solowingpixy]

[He scoffs. He looks calm but he's prooobably boiling inside.]

I can't say I'd expected my mundane to actually be victorious in her efforts.

[He really would rather be seeing PJ. It just HAD to be -him-. He'll catch that anti-social bastard soon enough.]

[calleighfornia]

What? You're mun's pretty gangsta. Don't sell her too short.

[solowingpixy]

[...'gangsta'?]

I suppose I shouldn't when it involves making my life harder than it already is.

[calleighfornia]

Yeah, totally dude. You don't wanna piss off the Al-Mei-hty.

[solowingpixy]

I don't need to cross her for her to decide to make my life a hell.

[Maybe the mun's juuuust bitter from that whole thing with PJ... and the Waldreich incident... and you stealing her kills all the time...]

[calleighfornia]

Aww, poor baby.

Hey at least you're outta that crutch. Seeing you limp around was kinda funny. You're like a grumpy penguin!

[solowingpixy]

[....penguin?]

I don't have the injuries out here. I'm sure I'll be back on it in that god-forsaken castle soon enough.

[Oh come on, Pixy, now you're sounding like Jin.]

[calleighfornia]

So much for a wish-granting castle if it can't heal your leg worth shit. It must not like you very much.

But it miiiight like that new guy...

[solowingpixy]

[He'll be thinking about the shit the castle put him through in May again. Yeah, thanks Calleigh. He really needed to be reminded of how he murdered a guy and a child in cold blood.]

Why wouldn't it? Hell and the Demon Lord would go hand-in-hand.

[calleighfornia]

Somehow that just made him sexier. All the ladies back in Valais must like him...

[Calleigh chuckles]

Wow, he kicked your ass in a fight and he's getting all the praise. He's poundin' you in more ways than one!

[solowingpixy]

Everyone at the base liked him. They all wanted to burn his image to their memories.

[He snorts.]

He kept A World With No Boundaries from completing their mission. Of course they'd hail him as a hero.

[calleighfornia]

Hey, I don't blame 'em.

[solowingpixy]

I'm sure your reasons for likin' him are entirely different from everyone else who knew him.