voice test...... (canon is Attack on Titan) [ok for manga spoilers]

[toobig]

 I don't get it... 

Do you really think this is a good idea? 

.... 

Comments

2/2

[toobig]

No, not particularly.

[Wow could you stop that...]

[schild]

[ Laughs and throws an arm over Bert's shoulder. ]

No use hiding it, Bertl! You've got it bad! Don't worry, your secret's safe with me.

[toobig]

I don't...

[Stoops a little, sighing softly.]

I don't like Annie, Reiner.

[schild]

[ Dang, he's in denial? No he's not, Reiner, you're just........... Reiner leans in close to Bertolt's ear, his voice low. ]

You don't have to pretend, man. I get it. It's okay.

[toobig]

I'm not.... I like someone else.

[Will that get him out of.... whatever this is?]

[schild]

What, really? [ Still really close though. ] Who? Spill!

[ Reiner no. Reiner stop. ]

[toobig]

[SWEATS]

[Can you feel that steam. If he hulks out now it's not his fault if you get stepped on.]

It... doesn't matter.

[schild]

Doesn't matter? [ Guess who's gonna put his hand on your head and get really close like right in your face, Bert. See, Reiner you're gay but you're so sure Bert is straight I mean why I don't get it Reiner no what why He's the armored titan he can HANDLE IT. ] Bertl, this is you we're talking about. It matters to me. What if I could help you, huh?

[toobig]

[STEAM. SWEATS. BLUSH.]

It... could be a bad decision.

[schild]

Ahh, you think it might not be meant to be? [ SMILES. OBLIVIOUSLY. ] You gotta at least try. I know taking risks isn't really your thing, but if it's a chance at happiness-- telling them how you feel can't be so bad!

[ Beat. ]

So, who is it?

1/??

[toobig]

It's not really... th...at.

[SWEATING SO BADLY RN.]

[I wonder what would happen if you put Bertholdt in a sauna.]

I just don't think... it's a good idea.

It's...

2/?????????????????????

[toobig]

...

[He fidgets and tenses up. He could transform to get out of this, huh?]

[... Nnnot a good idea. Probably. Reiner could get him anyway. He's not exactly... Fast. Can't even walk that well. Too much weight.]

It's...

3/3???

[toobig]

Y...

[He tugs at his collar. He'll need a change of clothes after this, he's drenched.]

[He's incapable of telling Reiner no, isn't he.]

Y...ou...

[schild]

Hm? [ Reiner's not............. not sure he heard that right. Can't be, right? He would've noticed if-- ]

Come again? Sorry Bertl, but can you repeat that? I didn't catch it.

[toobig]

[You know how in the cartoons we've never seen steam shoots out of their ears when they're angry or embarrassed?]

[Yea....h]

I like.... you.. Reiner....

1/2 give him a second

[schild]

[ Omg Bertl you---

did he.......

HE SAID THE THING. ]

2/2

[schild]

[ UH WOW WHOOPS LOOKS LIKE REINER IS GONNA PULL YOU EVEN CLOSER NOW, BERT. even if you're all sweaty and gross, reiner's never cared. CAUSE NOW REINER'S BLUSHIGN TOO. ]

R-really?

the...se...two....

[toobig]

[He's... really surprised when Reiner pulls him close, almost surprised enough that all the tension leaves him and he stops steaming, just for a little while.]

[After a long moment, he nods.]

Yeah.

I have no blushing icons this is a tragedy

[schild]

[ Reiner turns deep, deep red, leaning his forehead into Bertolt's. ]

Wow, uh...

[ Still really red. How did he not see this coming, we just don't know. But it's... nice. Really nice. ]

i have too many haha

[toobig]

[He meets his gaze for a couple of seconds before looking down again, not able to look into those confused eyes... Of course... this Reiner was straight, this Reiner liked Christa....]

[Bertholdt's lips turn down into a sad frown and he tries to pull back.]

Don't... worry about it. I'll... get over it, I guess.

[No he won't.]

bertl was made to blush

[schild]

You idiot. [ Reiner leans back in, sealing his lips over Bertholdt's. ] You caught me by surprise is all.

[ He really did think you liked Annie, Bert. Because it seemed so much more likely than you liking him. ]

it's that overheating issue 1/2

[toobig]

2/2

[toobig]

[He kisses him back after a moment, feeling like his skin's going to burst open (not in the way it was meant to, anyway,) he's so hot, lanky arms sliding around Reiner's thick waist.]

I don't... take charge very often, I guess.

I couldn't lie, though...

[schild]

Yeah, don't worry about it. It's not like I'm expecting you to. [ Reiner sets his hand behind Bertholdt's neck, holding him close. ]

I'm glad you didn't, though.

[toobig]

[He shivers a little at the touch to his neck, dipping his head down to rest on Reiner's shoulder.]

[What a relief. Reiner... couldn't be that invested in one of the others. It wouldn't make sense. This made sense...]

Reiner I'm ...happy.