dear_mun | forever debating, amatomnes or rekindle...

If you're actually going to send me somewhere, might I suggest choosing "the hugging one," as you like to call it. It's the lesser of two evils by far. Of course, that's precisely why you're more interested in "sexy times island." But are you sure you'd be able to handle a game like that? Your libido is fairly low. And you know my...status. But then, again, that's precisely why a game like that holds more interest for you. The idea of pushing me to my limits, making me decide what's more important - my memories or the one redeeming quality I have left... All but assuring I'll end up in Hell regardless, if such a place truly exists... If Hell itself is not, in fact, living a life where I'm forced to engage in these relations with someone other than—...

I can't say I'm surprised. Every other Mundane in this place has the same mentality, the same desire to torture their muses as much as possible. One can't help but become desensitized to the sickening nature of the situation after a while.

But don't misunderstand. I'm still appalled, outraged, so on and so forth. I just know that lodging a formal complaint is the only break you'll afford me, so I couldn't let the opportunity to give you a slight headache pass me by. It's a small consolation.

Please think long and hard about the hugging one. You like fluff. And yes, slice-of-life gives the distinct impression it will be about as exciting as never-ending high school, but you can make me ill, so when the mood strikes there's potential to make me suffer. You know, from something other than boredom.

[occ: uh so I accidentally tagged hollyheights and it won't let me remove it so...to any HH people who see this, I'm sorry!]

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I'm no expert but students seem to be pretty fond of whining about being "stuck in school for eternity" so I think you could get away with it.

[ Was the sarcasm and general disgust for people as a concept too subtle there? He can try to turn it up a notch or two if you'd like. ]

And I distinctly recall passing over a university campus... maybe fifty years ago or so.

[ At midnight. At a run. ]

[Only if it will make Alister feel better. If anything will. Though Edward's not really in the mood to be too polite, if you couldn't tell, so keep that in mind.]

I suppose I could, but engaging in such a conversation would most likely irritate me. They have no concept of a true eternity. Not that they can be expected to...

That doesn't count.

[ Alistair and feeling better don't really go together. And it's all right Eddy, Alistair will hate you equally whether you're polite to him or not. He's easy to deal with that way. ]

You should have been more specific in your definition then.

["Alistair" and "easy to deal with" DO NOT belong in the same sentence together, unless the words "is not" are between them. Perpetual negativity is difficult to endure, especially when one is prone to give in to negativity...]

Which part of "set foot inside" was unspecified?

Educational establishment.

[ You didn't say you meant the buildings. ]

[Hold on, trying to decide if Carlisle's disappointment would be worth attempting to strangle him. So not in the mood to deal with Alistair being difficult on purpose. Deep, calming breath.]

Well, I'll be sure to spell everything out for you next time.

If you think you can manage it.

[ Spelling things out isn't exactly a Cullen specialty, is it? ]

I'm with you though. That island seems like bloody torture.

[ Just imagine Alistair needing to have sex every two weeks and enjoy the sensation of your mind imploding. ]

[Unless your name is Bella, it's really not. But:] I've been around Carlisle long enough that some of his extraordinary patience has rubbed off on me. I'll manage.

[He does a spectacular job of not wincing at the mental imagery. Because ow. But oh.] What about the hugging one? Physical contact is necessary for survival there as well.

Note the color of my eyes.

[ Still nice and red. ]

Or does eating people not count?

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pretend i didn't spell alistair's name wrong guh

I saw nothing

so good to me

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