Suuuuper shaky voice test

[toodrunkcantsleep]

Okay no.

Good try, gold star and all that, but absolutely not.

I don't do this "mun" thing and you can forget whatever plans you've got for me because I'm a busy man and I've got my own plans for me.

So, no.

End of story.

Comments

[amethystsregret]

Wow... You seem pretty sure you can handle your mun. You must be new around here.

[toodrunkcantsleep]

Correction, I know I can handle her. Partially because I'm not a toy but mainly because I'm just that amazing.

[amethystsregret]

Um... Well, muns are kind of tricky. You ever feel like someone hates you so much because bad luck seems to endlessly get thrown at you, but you can't do much more then deal with it? That's a mun...

We don't do much more than dance to their tune. It sucks, but there's really no escape till they tire of us. Welcome! I'm Tsuzuki. What's your name?

[toodrunkcantsleep]

No, that is a feeling unique to you and the rest of the populace. If anyone hates me [Of which there are many.] I sure as hell won't just "deal with it."

I already explained I am not like you and the others so it's best not to place your personal experiences on me, I doubt they'd match up regardless.

Tony Stark, and don't bother with the welcome wagon, I won't be here long.

[amethystsregret]

Some call it karma. Some call it fate. Some call it gods or devils or a little of both. Either way, muns can't be confronted really. If they wanted to, they could bend the laws of nature just to screw with our heads and get a laugh out of it. I've talked to plenty of people that warned me, so I was just passing it on. If you're some elite, sorry for misunderstanding...

How do you plan to deal with your mun then, Mr. Stark?

[toodrunkcantsleep]

[Tony was a staunch atheist and didn't believe in "gods" or any such forces of the universe. Even though he fought alongside and against gods, he honestly could not bring himself to believe in such a notion. He looks unamused and he is even more annoyed. This has to be some of the most ridiculous stuff he's heard and he had to put up with Thor and the Captain and everyone else on his "team."]

That's between me and this "mun."

[amethystsregret]

[Considering that Tsuzuki was a whole bunch of things Tony didn't acknowledge, he would shield the poor soul from knowing what lies on the other side, at least in his world. This isn't the first narcissist he's ever met, and at least, Tony isn't a psychotic doctor, trying to cure decapitation...]

Ah, not gonna share with the class? That's awfully selfish of you. It's fine though. I'm used to life just sucking, so I stopped caring what mine does. Don't say I didn't warn you when you start noticing shit hitting the fan though.

[toodrunkcantsleep]

Yep. Clearly you don't know me very well or you'd know "selfish" is one of the first few words used to describe me after genius, playboy, billionaire, and philanthropist. Besides, if others haven't figured it out by now, showing them my answers certainly isn't going to help them.

Take your response as an example. If your life sucks so damn much do something to actually change it.

Warning received and placed in my "I don't care" stack, but thanks.

[amethystsregret]

Actually, I don't even know who you are. My mun has been snickering at me, but I guess he's just taking in some unknown irony I don't know about. Those credentials don't mean that much where I'm from, so I'll just nod and take your word for it. Okay?

If I could have done something about how screwed up my life is, I wouldn't have made the mistakes I have. You can't do much when you shouldn't exist. I just take life as it comes at me. There's just some people born curse with misfortune. For all life's troubles, there plenty of liquor and food to take my mind of it.

[toodrunkcantsleep]

Welp, you're welcome to be a drinking partner, then.

[amethystsregret]

It would be nice to drink with someone that has no regard for public decency. They always ruin the high, right? Haha!

[toodrunkcantsleep]

Public decency is overrated and of no use where vodka or scotch are concerned.

[amethystsregret]

Vodka, scotch, rum, tequila, schnapps, anything on the menu that gets me a buzz in the first drink is good in my book. My metabolism doesn't make it easy.

I take it those are your favorites then, huh? Not bad choices.

[toodrunkcantsleep]

You're my kind of drinking buddy. I've got a friend like that, myself. Literally can't get drunk, quite a bore at the bar, honestly.

Oh, I'm not picky, so long as it's good quality and can get me drunk.

[amethystsregret]

I can get drunk. I just end up killing my paycheck doing it. Hm!

Ah, the escape of the drunk... I haven't had a good drink in a while. The place I'm in right now doesn't exactly have a lot of bars. I plan on bending up my fill though once I get the handle on my bending.