Suuuuper shaky voice test

[toodrunkcantsleep]

Okay no.

Good try, gold star and all that, but absolutely not.

I don't do this "mun" thing and you can forget whatever plans you've got for me because I'm a busy man and I've got my own plans for me.

So, no.

End of story.

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[puncheshitlerforjustice]

Think you might be a little hard on your mun, there?

[toodrunkcantsleep]

No, I'm not. If anything I'm being exceedingly kind.

[puncheshitlerforjustice]

I'd hate to see what mean'd look like.

[toodrunkcantsleep]

Well all you have to do is not annoy me, which while admittedly is very difficult for you, is not impossible, and then you will never have to see it.

[amethystsregret]

Wow... You seem pretty sure you can handle your mun. You must be new around here.

[puncheshitlerforjustice]

You sure about that? I'm pretty sure I got under your skin for a while there, Stark.

[toodrunkcantsleep]

Correction, I know I can handle her. Partially because I'm not a toy but mainly because I'm just that amazing.

[toodrunkcantsleep]

Don't get too cocky, old man. [That's his schtick for one thing.] I was merely being the nice guy that I am and not acting upon the many mental images of embarrassment and violence I conceived.

[amethystsregret]

Um... Well, muns are kind of tricky. You ever feel like someone hates you so much because bad luck seems to endlessly get thrown at you, but you can't do much more then deal with it? That's a mun...

We don't do much more than dance to their tune. It sucks, but there's really no escape till they tire of us. Welcome! I'm Tsuzuki. What's your name?

[rescuedhim]

Unfortunately, I don't think our plans seem to hold much weight when it comes to these people. But is there anything else I can do for you, Mr Stark?

[puncheshitlerforjustice]

...Many? Look, I know I can gripe your cookies sometimes but...

[toodrunkcantsleep]

[Gripe your cookies. Tony was more than smart enough to figure out the context of the statement, he just couldn't believe that the captain said it.]

... Do you really want to debate about my not doing something to you in retaliation to your general... boy-scout attitude? Or would you like to gripe my cookies about the matter?

[toodrunkcantsleep]

No, that is a feeling unique to you and the rest of the populace. If anyone hates me [Of which there are many.] I sure as hell won't just "deal with it."

I already explained I am not like you and the others so it's best not to place your personal experiences on me, I doubt they'd match up regardless.

Tony Stark, and don't bother with the welcome wagon, I won't be here long.

I have no genuinely happy Tony icons... this is about as close as it gets

[toodrunkcantsleep]

Pepper. [You get a genuine smile, Pepper, congrats.] You're being too unrealistic about this, especially since it's me we're talking about in this situation.

And now that you mention it, there are a few things you could do for me.

I am sure there are some. Rare moments that they are.

[rescuedhim]

I realize that, but I still felt it needed to be said. Perhaps you might have some better luck than others here I've heard complaining.

[Her lips curve into a small, knowing smile.] Of course, what can I do?

[amethystsregret]

Some call it karma. Some call it fate. Some call it gods or devils or a little of both. Either way, muns can't be confronted really. If they wanted to, they could bend the laws of nature just to screw with our heads and get a laugh out of it. I've talked to plenty of people that warned me, so I was just passing it on. If you're some elite, sorry for misunderstanding...

How do you plan to deal with your mun then, Mr. Stark?

[puncheshitlerforjustice]

[....boy scout? He frowns.]

You know, they call me a soldier, Stark.

[...Steve's gonna go with griping more cookies.]

just here to say your username is beautiful.

[incrediblebanner]

Thank you kindly, ma'am! You can have this .gif

[puncheshitlerforjustice]

'scuse me, I have to go buy some war bonds.

[incrediblebanner]

The US Army thanks you for your contribution.

[puncheshitlerforjustice]

will you please sign eighty of my mint-condition Captain America cards :3?

[incrediblebanner]

[toodrunkcantsleep]

Well they also call you captain, but I'm not calling you that either at the moment, try to keep up.

[toodrunkcantsleep]

[Tony was a staunch atheist and didn't believe in "gods" or any such forces of the universe. Even though he fought alongside and against gods, he honestly could not bring himself to believe in such a notion. He looks unamused and he is even more annoyed. This has to be some of the most ridiculous stuff he's heard and he had to put up with Thor and the Captain and everyone else on his "team."]

That's between me and this "mun."

Mnnn maaaaybe. Probably when he's with Pepper

[toodrunkcantsleep]

Luck has nothing to do with it, just sheer genius and genuinely being incredible in every way possible. And well, having you certainly makes it about a hundred times easier too. [He smiles the smile he reserves with her.]

You can leave your mun and we can go back to what we should be doing.