Canon is Zero Escape: Virtune's Last Reward

[escapeclaws]

HEY! MUN!

What's this all ameowt!? Why the hell did you think this username was a good idea? Do you want me talking in cat puns for the rest of my nine lives? Yeah, you're getting tired of it now, aren't you? Perhaps you should have taken some paws and think about it first. Beclaws things like this happen!

You're not even planning on playing me anywhere. What about that ocean game? There's a beach there, right? You know where I'm going with this. Come on, think about it. It would be purrfect.

[OOC: Spoilers in comments]

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[radicalpink]

[Sigma, those pervy thoughts aren't any less pervy just because you're not an old man, okay.]

Haven't you given up yet?

[Come on, Clover's practically wearing a swimsuit already.]

[escapeclaws]

Of course not! A man doesn't give up on his passions so easily!

[It's not the same.]

[radicalpink]

I feel sorry for all the girls there, then . . . you're lucky I'm not there.

[escapeclaws]

[Yeah he'll agree there. You can get kind of scary sometimes Clover.]

I'd be luckier if you were.

[But still cute.]

[radicalpink]

Maybe . . .

[That sounded suspiciously like a come on, so he's also probably lucky Snake isn't here.]

But would you really wanna be trapped there?

[After everything?]

[escapeclaws]

[Clover, this is a man who at one point, was ok with being trapped in the facility.]

It's not being trapped if I want to be there.

[radicalpink]

But you won't know that until it's too late, right?

[. . . Just a pause, as she thinks about it.]

I mean, I'm pretty sure there's more to that place than just the beach.

[escapeclaws]

Oh of course. There's a whole city there too. It sounds a lot more fun than where we were.

[He can just imagine it now: bars, night clubs...]

[radicalpink]

You say that like that's a difficult thing . . .

["More fun" than Rhizome 9. How about 'anywhere else on the planet' -- or 'anywhere in the universe'?]

[escapeclaws]

[Or anywhere in the multiple universes. Sigma is used to those.]

True, but all the more reason to go.

[radicalpink]

Well, it's not like I can stop you. But you should really think about these things before jumping in, you know?

You'd be all by yourself.

[Okay, not really, but he knows what Clover means.]

[escapeclaws]

[It is true, there would be nobody he knew over there. It has its advantages and disadvantages.]

It's all a moot point since the mun has no intention of sending me anywhere at the moment.

[Why can't he just jump to a timeline where she does?]

[radicalpink]

[. . . Ah, well, that'd be convenient, wouldn't it? Clover's expression doesn't change much. Maybe because she's not too surprised by the fact.]

Guess you'll be hanging around here instead, then. It's not so bad, really.