Muse is unhappy with current shippy happenings

[papillonmagique]

This is getting ridiculous, mun! I know that you consider the CR 'interesting', but really?

First you decided Judas and I would be a good “ship”- [Cue finger airquotes.] -Then you did the same with Lucifer and I, and now you're considering a “ship” with Mephistopheles and me! I know you tend to do odd ships, but this is just going beyond odd now!

[Pause.]

I do not have a thing for 'guys from hell'!

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[incorrigibledevil]

Thou refer to the shipping memes. 'Twould be an interesting diversion.

[papillonmagique]

[And cue her going red.] That... But you had said that you were not interested in pursuing that sort of thing!

[incorrigibledevil]

Indeed. In affairs of the heart, I am loyal to but one. Still... I imagine that would not stop our muns, and I admit to being curious to how they would manage it.

[papillonmagique]

I can... Admit that I am curious as well. But considering that they managed to put that Lucifer and I into some kind of relationship in some memes, it probably would not be impossible.

[incorrigibledevil]

We may yet see, Zoe Gallais.

[papillonmagique]

I am unsure if I should be worried about that or not.

[incorrigibledevil]

My own mun is looking for memes... It depends on what she finds.

[papillonmagique]

... I see.

The fact that my mun is now looking forward to whatever she finds has me more worried now.

[incorrigibledevil]

It seems to be distracting her from her vested interest in writing pornography this month.

[papillonmagique]

[Pause. And then Zoe makes some sort of choking noise.]

Ahem, well, the month has only begun. She still has... a good few weeks to write that sort of thing.

[She can't even say pornography...]

[incorrigibledevil]

...Hm? Does that cause thee some embarrassment?

[papillonmagique]

[Now she looks nervous, and tugs anxiously at the cuff of her shirts.]

What? Oh, no, of course not! It is nothing to be embarrassed about!

[Even though she's acting defensive and has faintly turned red.]

[incorrigibledevil]

Thou have poor skill at lying to save face.

[papillonmagique]

Oh, just- [She can't think of a good retort though, and she eventually slumps in defeat, since she has been busted.]

... It is a topic I have very little knowledge of. So I get... Embarrassed, when it is mentioned. I can not help it.

[incorrigibledevil]

Hm... If experience is all thou are lacking...

...No, I cannot. My loyalties are to one devil alone.

[papillonmagique]

[Pause.

Blink.]

... I am not sure I understand.

[incorrigibledevil]

If I were not still waiting for my Lord Lucifer to rise again, if that were not an issue, I might have made some offer to thee to cure thy inexperience.

[papillonmagique]

[Zoe blinks again.]

But it is just simply advice, right? So there is no need to be concerned.

[Yeah, she is very sheltered.]

[incorrigibledevil]

The best way to learn is by doing.

[papillonmagique]

[Zoe can understand what he means now, and she turns bright red.]

Oh, I see, I... Um...

[And for once she is lost for words.]

[incorrigibledevil]

-but as I am a loyal man 'tis irrelevant completely.

[Cough.]

[papillonmagique]

Yes, exactly. Completely irrelevant.

And I do not intend to cure my inexperience through... learning via actions anytime soon, either way.

[incorrigibledevil]

That is a valid choice.

[papillonmagique]

Thank you. [Zoe pauses again, moving up to brush her hair away from her eyes.]

I would rather save... that sort of thing for a special occasion, in the end. [Since she's a big romantic.]

[incorrigibledevil]

Is there anyone in thy mind?