Muse is unhappy with current shippy happenings

[papillonmagique]

This is getting ridiculous, mun! I know that you consider the CR 'interesting', but really?

First you decided Judas and I would be a good “ship”- [Cue finger airquotes.] -Then you did the same with Lucifer and I, and now you're considering a “ship” with Mephistopheles and me! I know you tend to do odd ships, but this is just going beyond odd now!

[Pause.]

I do not have a thing for 'guys from hell'!

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[silvercoins]

I'm sorry for starting this...

[strippedofgrace]

'Least it's not that other Lucifer, he's a douche.

[incorrigibledevil]

I am not certain that would be a wise preference for thee to have.

[papillonmagique]

You did not start this, our muns did. At least my mun is considering that I at least have a dark hair preference.

[papillonmagique]

'Other Lucifer'?

[silvercoins]

That's harmless, I think. Probably.

[papillonmagique]

Which is why I am protesting against it. With Judas it is not too bad, but with Lucifer and you...

... If you do not mind me saying, I am not sure if being in a relationship with either of you would be considered safe.

[strippedofgrace]

Th'one that Mephistopheles serves. Heard horror stories about him.

[papillonmagique]

Until you consider that the men I mentioned, along with you, have dark hair. [Siiiiigh.]

And mun had thought that I would never actually be 'shipped', in this way.

[incorrigibledevil]

'Twould not. I seek no such thing from thee, though I cannot speak for him.

[papillonmagique]

... Hopefully I will never meet him, then.

- Wait, why aren't you protesting this as well?

[silvercoins]

You aren't as bad as she thinks.

[papillonmagique]

Good. And I very much doubt he does either. [Huff.]

Tsk, typical of muns just to do whatever they please with us. Despite my protests, she has no plans of changing these ideas of hers.

[papillonmagique]

I have been told I throw spectacular tantrums. [Though she's resisting throwing one now because in public.]

But still, even I can admit that I am a bit much to deal with.

[incorrigibledevil]

How goes the application? Perhaps thou should focus thy attention on that.

[strippedofgrace]

I'm being shipped with an attractive woman who I've already had meme sex with. Why complain about it?

[silvercoins]

Well... I obviously don't deserve to date anybody, but if I did...

[papillonmagique]

It is done and submitted, now we merely wait. Not looking forward to that canon point nor that tower, but I will endure.

At least I will have someone I... May possibly trust there.

[papillonmagique]

[ASDFGHJKL-]

I could have sworn that you could not stand me, for starters.

[incorrigibledevil]

Thy strength is admirable. If only time were limitless and character slots likewise, we might meet again.

[papillonmagique]

Of course you deserve to date somebody, Judas. [Zoe will firmly stand by that idea okok.]

- Oh, is there someone you like?

[strippedofgrace]

Changed my mind.

[silvercoins]

N-no, I'm just saying. I wouldn't dislike dating you.

[papillonmagique]

I pride myself on being strong-willed. [Pause. And then she raises her eyebrows.]

Oh, so is the tower a potential place for you if your mun had both limitless time and slots?

[papillonmagique]

Cha- [Nope, Zoe doesn't know how to handle this.]

- Well, I suppose it is nice to know that you tolerate me now.