[Canon is MLP : Equestria Girls] Maybe some spoilers?

[mostpopularponyinschool]

You!

What do you think you're doing?!

Ugh! No, No, NO! My username is FAR too long....change it!

And those icons you made for me? Totally hideous! It's no wonder you don't make new journals very often, they're just awful.

[She scoffs.] You must think you're really something to be able to handle me. Especially when I have to get ready for the Fall Formal without any major distractions! No matter, I'll just handle them like I do the competition...

I'm surprised other girls still have the gaul to even go up against me, I mean I win fall formal princess every year! There's hardly any point in competing, I'm CLEARLY the most popular girl here in Canterlot High.

Now where are Snips and Snails? I have something I need them to do.

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[yestothedress]

Oh, would you kindly be quiet? I'm trying to get my beauty sleep!

[mostpopularponyinschool]

Oh?

[She smirks.] Well it looks like you clearly need it. Not exactly winning any prizes for your looks now, are you?

[yestothedress]

Is that really the best you can come up with for an insult?

[mostpopularponyinschool]

I don't need to.

I mean, Look at you! And those trashy clothes you make? Like anyone would ever want to be seen in them. You're better off just quitting whilst you're ahead.

Friendly advice from me.

[yestothedress]

[Have an unimpressed stare.]

That's where you're wrong. My fashions have been worn by pop stars and shown in some of Canterlot's most pricey boutiques. I have designed dresses for and done the hair of royalty. And most of all, I have friends, good friends, who know just what I can do, and how good I am at it.

As for trashy, I highly suggest you fetch yourself a mirror.

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[mostpopularponyinschool]

...!

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[mostpopularponyinschool]

[Of all the nerve!]

3/3

[mostpopularponyinschool]

[Hold it together Sunset Shimmer, Don't let this prissy little pony get to you. Afterall she's only one of Twilight's lame as buck friends and soon you'll be able to take over Equestria once you win the crown.]

I'd be careful if I were you. I mean...

There's be some pon-- some people out there, who'd really take offence to a comment like that and go out of their way to make your life a misery.

[yestothedress]

[Is she... amused? Yep.]

Creatures more powerful than you will ever be have tried and failed, darling.

[mostpopularponyinschool]

Uh-huh.

[Look how much she cares.] Now, didn't you say you had some beauty sleep to take care of?

[yestothedress]

Of course.

[A pause.]

Your clothes may need some work, but your mane is lovely. Should you ever decide to adjust your attitude, find me, and I will gladly show you just how fabulous you could be, with a bit of touching up.

[appleofmyeye]

Do ya' ever stop complainin'? Yer mun is doing somethin' mighty nice by lettin' ya' out. Be a lil' more grateful huh?

[mostpopularponyinschool]

You'd know all about that wouldn't you?

...I bet you have to live off all kind of hand-me downs.

[appleofmyeye]

Sugarcube, there ain't a thing wrong with hand-me downs.

[mostpopularponyinschool]

Well of course you'd say that. You country-folk don't know any better.

Pee-ewww! I thought something smelt around here!

[appleofmyeye]

That's the smell of yer bad attitude, sugar cube.

[Congrats! You've angered the Applejack!]

[angry_jerk]

See, this is the problem with teens today. You'll all so whiny and needy. "Oh no, my username is too long! Heaven forbid I read."

Don't be such a brat.

[mostpopularponyinschool]

Oh please, Me? Whiny and needy?

Hate to break it to you, But I don't answer to anyone. What I meant is that my username is an absolute eyesore. It could have been shorter and simplistic... but no, My mun decided she wanted to parody an internet series she's fond of.

[angry_jerk]

Yes, you. Very whiny and very needy.

Oh, poor you. Your name isn't as good as you wanted it to be. Boo hoo hoo.

Have to admit though, a simple name sounds like it'd fit you.

[hangthedj]

Well you're just a big bucket'a cheer, aren't ya?

[mostpopularponyinschool]

...Do I know you?

[You look like someone who attends Canterlot High but she can't be sure.]

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

[...Snips and Snails?]

The Great and Powerful Trixie demands to know just what it is you wish to do with them.

[mostpopularponyinschool]

Why is it any concern of yours what I do with those two morons?

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

The Great and Powerful Trixie is a performer, and thus has an acquired duty thrust upon her, and she must never let it falter! Those are within residence within her audience, and as such, she must protect them from any vile creatures that dare torture them!

:D

[equestrian_girl]

...Sweet Celestia, you have got to be kidding me.

[mostpopularponyinschool]

...Twilight Sparkle.

[equestrian_girl]

[Inwardly screaming right now, why couldn't it have been Spike? Or one of her friends? Heck, she'd even take that world's Trixie.]

That's me. And trust me Sunset Shimmer, you aren't going to get what you want by stealing my crown.