mun had a heart attack from the Dreamscaperers preview

[caesarcipher]

Jumping the gun a bit, aren't we? I wouldn't be too hasty now.

... [Sigh.]
Yes, I suppose that bridge has already been burned for quite some time, hasn't it?

Very well, carry on then.
Though in your overwhelming anticipation, do try not to be careless.

Comments

[photocloned]

You'd better go easy on Dipper and Mabel in that episode, you... whatever you are!

[firewalkin]

[BOB just leers and chuckles. Humans are so easy to manipulate.]

But we can wait...

[caesarcipher]

My affairs are little of your concern. Or at least they are now, considering you disintegrated.

Perhaps they should look out for themselves. Mabel in particular may need to watch her tongue.

[Girl don't you sass him with your "OH YEAH?"s, he may or may not have put a hole in your brother's torso.]

[photocloned]

Just because I disintegrated there doesn't mean I can't be concerned here! Anyway, if Mabel's talking back to you, you proooobably deserve it.

[caesarcipher]

[Oh, it's you again.
Doesn't he know it.]

I certainly can. My overly enthusiastic human proprietor apparently cannot, on top of caring little for the fact I can't tell her what she doesn't already know.
Which is next to nothing.

[oh so it's my fault you're so ~*~mysterious~*~, "Bill"?]

[caesarcipher]

Even here, water isn't exceptionally difficult to find, you realize.

[Harsh.]

[photocloned]

[Tyrone shudders, pulling back a bit.]

Y-yeah, well... my mun would just revive me! Burning to a crisp hurts a lot more anywa- AUGH stupid stupid, why did I SAY that!?

[pinevestigator]

[After seeing the preview for that...particular episode, Dipper has nothing but uneasy feelings for this guy. Especially since he'll be in cahoots with Gideon, apparently.

Too bad he won't know that until too late.]

I don't know who you are, but....you'll be making a big mistake if you underestimate us.

[He'll have a plan when the time comes. ....Right?]

[not_scary]

Hey, as long as it all works out, right? I say just let 'em have their fun.

[caesarcipher]

[Yep, juuust gonna make a little blue flame in his hand there. If you knew your alchemy symbols, Tyrone, you'd realize just how stupid that comment was.]

Now, what were you saying about how I probably deserved any backtalk?

[photocloned]

[Yeeeeeeeah we're just gonna... take a few more steps back. Oh man, right, the triangle, how did he not see that before shiiiiiiiiiiii...]

O-okay, look! Why don't we just cool down and, uh, forget I said anything! We both know I can't actually do anything to stop you or influence the episode in any way, right?

...Unless I really AM a ghost in canon, but I don't think that's very likely at this point.

[caesarcipher]

[He chuckles, almost bemused.]

I'm well aware that assisted by the occupants of the dream world, you, your sister, and the handyman are going to pose quite the challenge. After your previous ventures I expect nothing less.
And there's no fun in a game that's too easy.

[pinevestigator]

Well....well good! You'll see, you'll regret teaming up with Gideon before everything's over with.

[It would help if he knew... exactly what was going on. He knows good and well that neither his mun nor...this guy's mun really know themselves, but he can't help but ask anyway.]

I wonder what Gideon's giving you to get you to work with him. He might be completely out of his mind, but I doubt even you would do his dirty work for free.

[caesarcipher]

Appears I have little choice in the matter.

... You seem familiar, have we met?

[caesarcipher]

[With a small cackle he puts the flame out. Glad you see things his way.]

I'm inclined to agree. You'd be rather late to return as a Summerween decoration.

[hah you get it because. paper ghost.]

[not_scary]

Hhhave we? [He squints. "Cycloptic pyramid guy" isn't ringing any bells, but he's still trying to figure it out. He knows way too many people to keep track of them all.]

High school reunion! The gym? Break room? ...Sorry pal, I got nothin'.

Maybe you saw me on TV? Or the cover of a magazine? I am a bit of a celebrity.

[caesarcipher]

Intriguing how you're so quick to assume it's a partnership of some kind.

[If pyramids can smirk, that's what he's doing.]

Not bad, boy. Seems you have considered the possibility young Mr. Gleeful may be under contract.

[It probably won't me much of a surprise either if Dipper is correct in guessing that his services don't come cheap.]

[pinevestigator]

[He figured as much. Dabbling with whatever...magic that this guy is a manifestation of can't come without a price, that Dipper's almost certain of. ]

Sounds like we're going to have to keep a sharper eye on you than we are Gideon.

[caesarcipher]

I'm afraid I don't originate from your world. However, perhaps I can safely assume that your facilities have produced a curious number of doors leading to where I'll soon be returning.

You don't happen to be familiar with a Mr. Gobblewonker, do you?

[not_scary]

[..oh NO WAY]

You're from the human world!? How do you manage? [His brief visits there, aside from making kids laugh, have been pretty nerve-wracking. He can't imagine living in it 24/7.]

Yeah! I mean, he was a friend of a friend, but it was a pretty big deal when he got banished!

[caesarcipher]

I have my methods.

[Helps that unlike your buddy the Abominable Snowman, many humans see his likeness on something as common as their currency every day and think nothing of it.]

Mmm, yes, for allowing an elderly mad scientist to see him and build a giant robot in his likeness, as I recall.
It's become a popular tourist attraction, something I imagine your superiors wouldn't too pleased about.

[not_scary]

Yeah.. I mean, things have been changing an awful lot for us monsters lately, but we're still trying to keep out of the public eye. [He shrugs.]

At least those banished guys do a good job of not getting caught! The less that humans know about us, the better, but it.. it seems to be alright as long as nobody's getting hurt.

[caesarcipher]

As I've taken notice. No doubt the recent discoveries have sparked some controversy amongst your kind.

[not_scary]

Which recent discoveries are we talking about here? The non-toxicity of children, or laughter being stronger than fear? Because to be honest, neither of those things have been going over very well.

[Everybody at the plant took the changes surprisingly well. Monsters working in the background came forward with surprising comedic talent, and former scarers were happy to help out where they could.

But the various scare schools, competing scream-energy companies, and traditionally-minded old farts rebelled against it from the start. The consumers actually don't care too much, as long as they have electricity.]