Voice testing; series is Chew

[fdaterminator]

Really, lady? We're seriously going to do this? You just read the fucking things today.

...Fine, you know what? Whatever. Do what you want. I've seen the other freaks you got up in that messed up little head of yours, and if they can't stop you I'm not even gonna waste my time.

[Then again... Here comes the smolder.

Or not.] Ow. Owowowowow. Fucking bitch.

[Yelling at the sky.] IF YOU'RE GOING TO PUT ME SOMEWHERE, MAKE SURE IT'S GOT SOME ACTION--AND CHICKEN!

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[cibopath]

["tony" and "lighten up" don't belong in the same sentence like ever.]

Talked to him?! [Tony shudders. Applebee. REALLY.] You didn't need to-- to have sex with him to do that, did you?

...Should I be noticing something?

[fdaterminator]

[He really should know by now but he's still going to try.]

Oh come on? What was practically the first thing I told you when I became FDA? Everyone's gay, except you because you're an asshole who can't multitask.

[Pokes Tony square in the chest.] You, dumbass. I did it for you, both times, so stop giving me shit.

[cibopath]

Ow!

Wait. [Tony recoils a little when prodded in the chest, until the weight of what Colby's just said starts to set in.] Really?

That's. That's simultaneously the sleaziest and the nicest thing that anybody's ever done for me, John. Thanks.

[fdaterminator]

Don't be such a wimp, Tony, only my face is all Terminator. That shouldn't have hurt.

[That's John Colby for you.] Better. Glad we could reach an understanding.

So how long have you been stuck here?

[cibopath]

Poke lighter when you're trying to make a point, then. [EYE ROLL.]

Yeah. [more convincingly this time.] Thanks, partner.

A while. I've been sitting in the background for almost all of it, though-- it gets really boring really quickly. I haven't had to eat anything decaying since she picked me up, though, which is always a good thing.

[fdaterminator]

Oooor you can stop being a fucking wimp. [EYE ROLL.]

[Oh hey he actually believes it this time.] You're welcome. Now stop giving me shit.

So she collected you but doesn't want to use your freaky power? What the hell does she want you for? I've known you long enough to know it sure as hell isn't your sparkling personality.