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[baaarf]

Ohhhh, no. Nononononono. Look, Mun, or whatever the hell I'm supposed to call you, we aren't gonna do this "Dreamwidth Roleplay" thing. It's super nerdy, and if Wendy sees me anywhere near this place, she's gonna think I'm super lame.

And so will Cartman, but I honestly don't give two shits what Cartman thinks.

Look, the point is, let's just not do this. I'm ten years old. You could pretend to be a superhero or James Bond or anyone else, and instead, you picked a ten year old boy. That's really creepy, dude.

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[baaarf]

No, I don't get it. What the hell are you talking about?

[goddammitbutters]

You have to get someone to suck your balls or they turn blue, dumbass!

[ yeah... close enough. gold star, cartman. ]

Remember that time Kyle sucked my balls, Stan? I remember it like it was yesterday...

[ a wistful sigh. yes, those were the days. ]

[baaarf]

It's kinda weird how you really wanted Kyle to suck your balls, Cartman.

[Just saying.]

[goddammitbutters]

[ he sputters for a second ]

... Yeah, well, it's kinda more weird how you barf every time you try to kiss a girl!

[baaarf]

Huh. Is it really weird? I kinda just got used to it.

[goddammitbutters]

Yes, it's fucking weird, dude! You didn't see me puking all over Wendy when I kissed her.

[ you mean she kissed you ]

[baaarf]

Dude! Don't talk about that, asshole!

[Sensitive topic. DANGER ERIC CARTMAN DANGER]