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[baaarf]

Ohhhh, no. Nononononono. Look, Mun, or whatever the hell I'm supposed to call you, we aren't gonna do this "Dreamwidth Roleplay" thing. It's super nerdy, and if Wendy sees me anywhere near this place, she's gonna think I'm super lame.

And so will Cartman, but I honestly don't give two shits what Cartman thinks.

Look, the point is, let's just not do this. I'm ten years old. You could pretend to be a superhero or James Bond or anyone else, and instead, you picked a ten year old boy. That's really creepy, dude.

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[goddammitbutters]

You mean you don't want to be someone else's puppet, Stan? But you're so good at it! Kyle's got his dirty Jew hands on your balls so tight they're turning blue.

hahaaaa I'm watching that episode right now

[baaarf]

No he doesn't, Cartman. And how the hell would you know what color my balls are?

YES GOOD

[goddammitbutters]

Everyone knows what color your balls are, Stan.

AIDSBURGER IN PARADISE

[baaarf]

What?!? No they don't!

[goddammitbutters]

Sure they do. Just ask Kenny.

[baaarf]

Why would Kenny say I've got blue balls?

[goddammitbutters]

[ oh stan, this is far too hilarious for him ]

Oh, man, you really don't get it, do you.

[baaarf]

No, I don't get it. What the hell are you talking about?

[ushankas]

Stan! Stan, seriously, this is bullshit. Nobody's listening to reasoning, and mine's being an idiot about "pretending to be me" at all, whatever that means.

[baaarf]

Yeah, dude, I think this is really serious. We gotta do something.

[ushankas]

Really? Like what?

[goddammitbutters]

You have to get someone to suck your balls or they turn blue, dumbass!

[ yeah... close enough. gold star, cartman. ]

Remember that time Kyle sucked my balls, Stan? I remember it like it was yesterday...

[ a wistful sigh. yes, those were the days. ]

[baaarf]

I was kinda hoping you'd have an idea.

[baaarf]

It's kinda weird how you really wanted Kyle to suck your balls, Cartman.

[Just saying.]

[ushankas]

Well, shit.

We could go on strike. Like the Canadians!

Never mind, that's the worst idea I've ever had.

[goddammitbutters]

[ he sputters for a second ]

... Yeah, well, it's kinda more weird how you barf every time you try to kiss a girl!

[baaarf]

Huh. Is it really weird? I kinda just got used to it.

[goddammitbutters]

Yes, it's fucking weird, dude! You didn't see me puking all over Wendy when I kissed her.

[ you mean she kissed you ]

[baaarf]

Dude! Don't talk about that, asshole!

[Sensitive topic. DANGER ERIC CARTMAN DANGER]