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[consultantsson]

You just can't give that up, can you? You even went as far as to change my user name.

Just because I happen to share a few interests with Holmes and perhaps one or two character traits does not make me related to him. Don't get me wrong-I'm thrilled to get to be associated with the legendary detective in any way but this isn't exactly what I had in mind. I want to be just like Sherlock Holmes, not be his son.

And before you say anything, there's nothing wrong with a parents I have now. ...Although, I guess it would be pretty cool to be Holmes' kid.

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[womanwhobeatyou]

[A laugh.]

Then maybe you should start at his failures.

[consultantsson]

Failures? [ This is a new and foreign concept to him. Sherlock Holmes does not make mistakes-Aside from... maybe the Norbury mishap. ]

well, it doesn't matter because I started with his methods.

[womanwhobeatyou]

Pity. I expect you do know what they say about history. [A smirk.]

Unless you've deleted that particular bit of knowledge, Mr. Holmes?

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[consultantsson]

There's not one word in the entire series that I would ignore.

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[consultantsson]

....

You do know he's not actually my dad right? That's what this whole thing was about.

[womanwhobeatyou]

[A long laugh.]

I think I'd know if you were. But the similarity in personality is striking.

[consultantsson]

That's because I want to be just like him.

[ ... ]

....How?

[womanwhobeatyou]

"How?" You're going to have to be a little more specific, dear.

[consultantsson]

You said you think you'd know if I was. Though, I suppose the lack of family resemblance is a pretty good indication and not something someone like you wouldn't notice

[womanwhobeatyou]

"Someone like you"?

Oh this is getting better and better.

[consultantsson]

Don't think I haven't figured out who you are. You were even kind enough to give me a hint, after all. It would have been a shame to let it go to waste.

[womanwhobeatyou]

If you have, you'd have proclaimed it from the rooftops to show off how clever you are. Or is that a lesson you haven't learned from your mentor?

[consultantsson]

I like to keep my cards close to my chest. It works to my advantage to play them at exactly the right time, Adler-san.

[ Because since she thought he hadn't had it figured out, obviously he had to prove her wrong. ]

[womanwhobeatyou]

[Her smile is sharp, pleased. He's as easy to provoke as Sherlock.]

And yet you're doing exactly as I expected. Does that say more about your 'advantage' or mine?

[consultantsson]

[ It's that insatiable desire to always be right. ]

Just because I've played one card, doesn't mean I've played them all.

[ Except that he kind of has-or any card he could play. ]

[womanwhobeatyou]

[Runs in the family, etc etc.]

Tsk tsk, dear. You're sounding as defensive as he is. It gives you away. That you don't actually have any cards left at all.

[consultantsson]

That's not always true you know, I often allow others to think I'm out of options as it helps to get them to lower their guard- really useful if a gun is pointed at you.

[ Though in this case, yeah. Out of options. ]

[womanwhobeatyou]

And continuing to argue the point adds to the defensiveness. If I had been merely trying to call your bluff to begin with, this would have solidified it.

[A laugh.] But I suppose I can't fault you for it. He never learned when to quit either.

[consultantsson]

Who says I'm being defensive? It's not like I have any reason to be-You're not likely to hurt me and what could you have to blackmail a seven year old about?