On apping at ryansgulch, canon is 'hound of the d'urbervilles.'

[trollops]

You want to send me where?

C'est incroyable. What would become of my clients? They'd be so sad without me.

Not to mention how very strange it is that there is another girl who looks like me. I would hate to inspire confusion, non?

[Fifi smiles, cocking her head thoughtfully.]

But then again, if mon cher Colonel is there, it might not be so bad...

We will see.

Comments

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[sebastian]

FiFI?

2/???

[sebastian]

Well fuck me sideways and call me a pigfucker, it really is you!

3/???

[sebastian]

But you're... you're coming to the city?

4/???

[sebastian]

You're coming to Atlantis?

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[sebastian]

Blast it all. Not that I'm ever unhappy to see you, but a girl like you deserves a castle and country to roam in, not something out of the fucking Little Mermaid.

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[sebastian]

Well, it ain't pretty, but home's home, ain't it? Don't much think the Prof'll take kind to the both of us missing, but hey, who knows, maybe the sorry old sadsack will show up soon enough. Now ain't that a nightmare, eh? Tell you this; ole' Basher ain't doing too bad for himself. Got myself the nicest place in the whole city, couple of friends, and I'm soon opening a restaurant. It's a grand old time, 20,000 leagues under. I'd uh, be happy to share a room, if you were interested. [ a slight smirk: ] No charge, 'course. Not for ma belle.

[trollops]

Ah! Colonel! It is true, then, what she tells me. I would simply hate to be all alone in a strange city.

[She offers him a smile that's laced with coquetry.]

Such a generous offer, cherie. I couldn't possibly say no to you.

[noojoisey]

Well, well, look at ton cher Colonel babbling like a schoolboy. [She's grinning with delight.] Must be your fancy French manners...

[trollops]

I cannot blame him if he is excited to see me. What we have is trés belle.

[Accompanied, of course, by a smirk, because she may be an escort, but she's not stupid.]

[noojoisey]

You don't say! Why, I can only imagine. Unless, of course - have you ever considered sitting for some artistic studies?

[trollops]

[Deadpan:]

Only if you paid me.

[She only gets naked for a fee, darling.]