On a recent post in gargleblasted

[good_breakfast]

It's not funny! Stop laughing. You saw the look on Xion's face! She- Stop laughing harder!

...

I really hate you sometimes, you know?

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[recidivated]

[there, there...]

That's probably why the Guide turned on...

Or, in other words, why your mun wanted to do the post.

[good_breakfast]

[He hmphs.]

Yeah, probably. If it wasn't for the fact that he doesn't like hurting me, he'd be just as bad as the fal'Cie.

[recidivated]

[oh come on, don't even try to be huffy with her.]

I wouldn't go that far.

[good_breakfast]

...Did my mun tell yours that if the next planet is right he's planning on making me jump off a cliff because I'm being chased by a bird?

[In my defense, he'd use aero to slow his descent. And in Hope's defense, it's going to be a fucking huge bird.]

[recidivated]

...

No, this is our first time hearing that.

[oh my god.]

[good_breakfast]

He says he wants to give me a "cool action scene" that ends with me landing face first in a mud puddle because I'mnot allowed to be cool for longer than ten seconds.

... Are you sure you wouldn't go that far now?

[recidivated]

... I'm sorry.

[good_breakfast]

[He sighs.]

It's not your fault my mun's crazy.

[recidivated]

I still feel like I should apologize, though... especially since my mun can't stop laughing at it.

[good_breakfast]

[facepalms]

Is it like a requirement or something for muns to be insane?

[recidivated]

...

It's probably not a good idea to say something like that.