Contemplating on reserving at Sirenspull

[stop_calling_me_zelda]

No way! Ain't gonna happen! I've got way better things to do than sit on some freaky island with weird people and sit and wait around for Link and my crew! I'm a pirate, got it? Which means sailing the Great Sea and plundering! That princess thing is way overrated, I'm not going to sit around and wait to be rescued.

And that freak, Ghirahim, is reserved. Is there really a spirit inside Link's sword, like that guy is suppose to be to another?

Guess I can't ask that, since you have a Hylia muse. And she knows that Fi girl.

Okay so, here's the deal. Maybe I'll consider going if you can get me a Link. And I don't me those stupidly tall Links, I want my Link. The kid from Outset Island, went on a crazy adventure to save his sister. That one.

NO! It would not be funny to get a different Link! Shut up!

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[filled_with_rainbows]

[ Is he...? Yes yes, sparring the knife with his bare arms. And he's just gonna try to take it because she's nice and all, but not big enough or strong enough to entertain him. ]

I believe you are the one I called little. What is it, it annoys you? Ah, it's such a shame it'll be your official nickname in that world.

[stop_calling_me_zelda]

[Holding on for dear life. Dammit, that's her knife!]

Cannon balls are little! And they can blast a hole in a jerk like you!

[filled_with_rainbows]

I'm afraid they can't. You see, my skin is marvelous, more resistant than any armor out there, yet more soft than the sweetest fur, and wonderfully shaped.

[ He pauses and grins. ]

... Yes, yes, I am the closest thing to perfection you probably met.

[stop_calling_me_zelda]

What a conceited jerk! Just you wait, I'll find a canon to blast at you and we'll see how "perfect" you are!

[filled_with_rainbows]

Like your ancestors, you appear to lack any survival instinct. How silly. We'll see if you speak such threats when we'll meet face to face.

[stop_calling_me_zelda]

And you lack sanity.

You bet I will!

[filled_with_rainbows]

You pathetic little human girl...

We'll see that you receive your WELL DESERVED punishment then...