Nice to meet you, Charles Francis Xavier. My name is Eeyore. If you forget my name, which you probably will, you can always ask me again. I don't mind.
[Eeyore just slowly turns around to look at where his tail used to be.]
Ohhh. [He's not really surprised.] It happens all the time, whether I expect it or not. Could you put it back on for me? It's not much of a tail, but I'm kinda attached to it.
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As far as I know, I've always talked...and as far as I know, people don't always listen when I do.
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I'll listen, I like listening. [He plops down next to Eeyore to sit, a bright smile on his face.] Sometimes I listen too much.
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...I don't really have much to say right now though. Go figure.
[A beat.]
I guess we should tell each other our names.
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Alright. [Names was a good place to start.]
I'm Charles Francis Xavier.
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[Charles gives him a pat on the side...and then curiously looks at the end of his tail, picking it up to look at the bow.
...and the whole tail comes off.] Oops.
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Ohhh. [He's not really surprised.] It happens all the time, whether I expect it or not. Could you put it back on for me? It's not much of a tail, but I'm kinda attached to it.
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[He goes around behind and gingerly puts the tack in. This wasn't going to hurt, right?]
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It's all right. Like I said, happens all the time.
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