open invitation, come one, come all!

[more_than_words]

I'm not really sure this is the best introduction. 

Oh no.  Don't get me wrong.  I do like the chance to get out and I think it's wonderful having a place for everyone from all the games to meet and get the chance to hang out together.  New places to explore as they open up sounds like fun too.   edge_of_sanctuary has a very nice ring to it.  It's not too ominous sounding.

I just think you could have introduced me with a little less innuendo and a little more...

{sigh}

Yes.  I suppose it could be worse.  You could have titled it My Other Ride Is a Chocobo.

So, thank you.  I guess...

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[more_than_words]

{...

Tifa is willing to help distract him tonight. For the good of the team. Just - no pink chocobo feathers this time.}

And I don't think Cid's cigarettes are going to do the trick either. So I guess it's sweet talk the chocobo.

If it's any help, he did seem to enjoy it.

{don't worry. Your mad chocobo skilz are safe. No one can set off a materia vomiting, yard wide, yellow feathered, NOT IN FRONT OF THE CHILDREN! mating dance the way you can, baby}

[kinetosis]

[ You know he saves those for special occasions, anyway. ]

Who wouldn't?

[ Don't be jealous of his awesome super powers, girl. Not everyone can be so cool. ]

[more_than_words]

{awww, Cloud. That's almost a 'next to you who wouldn't?'. Careful, or all those points you're earning with Tifa are going to keep you from getting the Barret date at the Saucer.

so just have a pleased smile with slightly pink cheeks.}

It'll have to do until you show up.

{not jealous. She's proud of his awesome chocobo communicating skilz. She never once mentioned the incoming meteor looming over all their heads when he took time off to visit senile old men and breed chocobos, did she? NO! Because she supports her man. or has just as lousy a sense of priorities as he does.

[kinetosis]

[ yeah where's your suspiciously blank-faced reply, Tifa!? It totally throws him off when conversations make sense for this long. ]

Maybe I'll see you soon.

[ Yeah, you know, I told myself I'd play the last week before Meteor hit in real time -- three months later, I had six A and S Class chocobos and was Omnislashing and KotR'ing innocent monsters at every available opportunity. Priorities are for people who don't need to be this awesome. ]

[more_than_words]

{sorry, Cloud. Most of Tifa's translations were pretty rational. Maybe they should threaten to go dognapping to restore his nonsensical equilibrium?}

That would be nice.

Tiny you is already there. I've been good and haven't trolled bothered him yet.

{Awesome trumps all. Just look at almost every disaster movie ever. Proven fact.}

[kinetosis]

[ True, she was never quite as garbled as certain adorably grammatically incorrect flower girls...

But you know he'd love to kidnap a dog with you any day. ]

Tiny... Me? [ Oh. Oh, that guy. Yeah. ] Huh. He could probably use a hand, I guess.

[ We have a real problem, and no intention whatsoever to deal with it. /HIGH FIVE ]

[more_than_words]

{aww, Cloud. You really know how to show a girl a good time.

Besides, they need someone to take care of the sub when they're not there. You know... aside from the Shinra troopers who apparently never leave either...

- are we responsible for feeding them?}

Well, I'll be gentle with him if I do. {she saves the rough housing for you. Tiny You is too freaking cute to abuse that way.

YES!! HIGH FIVE BACK. Because procrastination solves everything eventually. One way or the other.}

[kinetosis]

[ well, if we are, they're dead by now.

so we'd better go out and get us some more expendable Shinra infantrymen, ayuh. ]

Thanks. (I guess...)

[ Dammit, tiny him had better not embarrass... him!!

Yeah, he's going to stop trying to think about this. Before painful flashback migraines, for once. ]