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[selfsmarted]

Are you fucked in the head? You can't be me - I'm me.

You can have your little pretendy fun times or whatever all you want. I don't care. I don't care about you, I don't care about your stupid games and I especially don't care about these 'muse' dicks you got hangin' around. All you need to know is I'm a real person and at the end of the week you just can't be me.

Do you even know how fucked this is? It was messed enough when Jacob was going around pretending to be Julian but now I gotta deal with this? Fuck. I've got a lot of shit going on right now and I don't need some idiot fucking things up. So, here's what's gonna happen.

First, you're gonna give me two smoke just for wasting my time. B or C or whatever we're on now, you're gonna fuck off and never bother me again.

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omg i couldn't even decide who to throw at him

[writeswrongs]

[Castle is highly amused.]

Sadly, telling them to fuck off usually doesn't work.

[selfsmarted]

You got any better ideas?

[writeswrongs]

You have to get them to lose interest in you. Try acting really boring.

[selfsmarted]

What, like those documentarians on tv? I don't know anything about Saskatchewans or that controlin' climate stuff. I only got my grade ten.

And if being boring worked you sure as fuck wouldn't be here either.

[writeswrongs]

Perhaps. Though it's very difficult for me to be boring.

[selfsmarted]

Oh? What makes you so fucking special?