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[slayedaking]

You have taken leave of your senses. Sadly, it is not honorable to kill a madwoman, and for that alone you win a reprieve.

Were three necessary? Was Joscelin nece- [He cuts himself off with a grimace, exhaling through his nose.]

I am not your puppet. Next time, leave me out. I do not know this Mavros, nor do I care to when you're looking like that. [And by that, he means the mun's trollface. Oh yeah.]

Think long and hard before you send me to trifle with this goddess, as well.

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[slayedaking]

And you might enjoy a sword through your belly. [He leans in a little, narrowing his eyes.] But I doubt it.

[kissofthewhip]

'Tis true. I haven't a taste for receiving pain.

[Tilts his chin up.]

Messire, truly, are you upset because it is new or because you enjoyed it? These...three.

[slayedaking]

Any enjoyment was forced upon me. [That's his story.]

[kissofthewhip]

Ah, a curse.

Well then your anger is justified. There is no higher crime where I come from than to force one's pleasure on another.

[slayedaking]

[He calms down slightly, as the sexual predator thing gets turned down.]

It is a fact of life, where I come from. But not against men, and not like this.

[kissofthewhip]

[You see this distaste? It's massive.]

And it is fine against women? Elua, what sort of barbaric land do you come from?

[slayedaking]

I gave no opinion whether it's fine or not, it simply is. I don't participate in it, nor do my brothers in the Kingsguard, if it makes you feel better. We...take vows of celibacy. [He's ready to cut Mavros if he laughs :|]

[kissofthewhip]

Such vows are rather hard to hold on such an island as Atia's.

[OR WHEN YOU'RE BANGING OUT YOUR SISTER. 8333333 Mavros is trying very valiantly not to laugh.]

[slayedaking]

Fortunately, there's only the one that truly matters. Protect the king. As he can come to no harm in my absence... [Shrug. He doesn't...really know why Mavros looks so tickled, but whatever. Fathering three bastards on the queen? All in a day's work!]

[kissofthewhip]

That I am sure you do well. [OR BETTER THAN NOT FUCKING YOUR SISTER. /TROLLFACE.JPG.]

It is rather convenient there is no passing of time when we are on this island. Takes off a good deal of worry.

[slayedaking]

It does indeed. Truth be told, the king is a fat, drunken whoremonger. My job is rather an easy one.