Voicetesting!

[needsahand]

Okay, look. I know you've got a thing for tall, green, and creepy, but would it kill ya to let me out every once in a while? You keep pissing and moaning about how my voice isn't strong enough and other crap like that, yet you rarely ever try to change any of that. Do you know how boring it is in that empty head of yours? Cut me some slack!

[Don't you mean "throw you a bone"?]

Shut up. I swear, you're almost as bad as Terumi.

Comments

[retromodel]

Ragna particles detected.

Not even going to lie, I adore your Lambda

[needsahand]

[Oh look, it's Kokonoe's Murakumo Unit.]

Uh...hi? Lambda, right?

Why thank you!

[retromodel]

Affirmative. Confirming identification... scanning... target is positively identified as AA-Class Criminal, "Ragna The Bloodedge".

Calculating risk of interference with current mission... processing... processing...

[needsahand]

Oh goddammit, not this shit again...

Look, I don't know what your mission is, but chances are I probably don't care enough to get in your way.

[retromodel]

... current mission is classified.

[She unsubtly hides a plastic shopping bag behind her back.]

[needsahand]

[He sees that. She's almost as good at hiding things as Tao is.]

Let me guess; it has something to do with that bag, right?

[retromodel]

...... activating deception protocols.

"No."

[needsahand]

As a head's up, you're a terrible liar. I didn't buy that for a second.

[retromodel]

... understood. Do you wish to submit this feedback so that this unit can be improved?

[needsahand]

Uh...sure? Why not.

[retromodel]

Your feedback has been submitted.

... mission information is still classified.

[needsahand]

Oh come on, how classified can a goddamn shopping bag be?

[retromodel]

......

[Her head droops a little in shame. From here, Ragna can see that the shopping bag has the logo of Walmart a generic local shopping chain on it.]

[needsahand]

[Oh boy. Don't give him that look, Lambda, he might start feeling bad.

...maybe. Not really.]

Running errands?

[retromodel]

[She continues to avoid his gaze.]

Recent incident level... low. Dispatch rate... low.

Current assignment list... low-priority missions.

[needsahand]

Uh...hey, it can't be all bad. I mean, at least you're still keeping busy, right?

[What is "being comforting"? Can he eat it?]

[retromodel]

Lambda... will complete her mission.

[needsahand]

Glad to hear it.

So. Besides running errands, what else does your player have you doing?

[retromodel]

Power-save mode. In other words, nadda. Lambda... will endure.

[needsahand]

Sounds pretty...boring. Kinda like what I'm doing; a whole lot of nothing. Hoping to get into a game soon, but with this asshole steering I doubt it'll happen.