re: his debt for teleios

[wildrover]

Are you seriously sitting there trying to rearrange my list of "crimes" so that my debt is higher than Castle's? Seriously?

Look, I don't see why you can't be satisfied with it where it is and the knowledge that there are probably more supposed crimes in my past that you don't get to see because they happened before Castle came around. You're still trying to make it worse for me, aren't you?

And no, telling me that my list of "crimes" aren't nearly as bad as Espo's doesn't make me feel better. You should feel ashamed for even bringing it up.

Of course you don't.

I wash my hands of you. You're ridiculous.

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[specialforces]

Oh, you lawbreaker you.

[wildrover]

Shut up, Javi. I've seen your juvenile record.

[specialforces]

Well, I guess it just shows there's hope for you yet.

[wildrover]

What? For committing crimes? Most of which, I'd like to point out, were committed while in your company. Which is probably why you're proud. [he shakes his head]

/threadjack I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND?

[themuse]

Espo, play nice. It's not Ryan's fault that his will never be as long as yours.

[...]

List. Debt list.

Ahahahahahahah!

[specialforces]

Well, you know, it's a burden I'll have to bear.

xD

[themuse]

One I'm sure you'll carry with humility.

Hiiiighjack!

[gonnasmackyou]

I know some things that would be added to yours. [Mmmmhmmm. Inappropriate relations inside a Government building ring a bell?]

Eeeeeee.

[specialforces]

Worth every minute.

I eeeeeeeeed tooooooooo!

[gonnasmackyou]

Don't I know it. I got two months added onto my debts because of it.

[themuse]

It's not a competition.




...What kind of supposed crimes?

[wildrover]

Tell that to her, I know. Not that she's listening.

Just the stuff that aren't crimes when you're a cop. Lots of minor things she kept out, too, but that's...really besides the point.

[themuse]

Oh, yeah, my mun did the same damn thing. I mean some of this stuff... Three counts of "negligence of shoe choices given chosen profession?" That isn't even a real crime.

[wildrover]

At least she didn't sit down and count out how many times you made a joke. [Really bad jokes, Kevin. Which is why they were all on there. And at least didn't count out Castle's on top of Ryan and Espo's.]

[writeswrongs]

Wow.

And I got four years for watching porn.

And 3 for being vain.

[wildrover]

Well, thankfully she didn't feel the need to make up any off-the-screen offenses for me. Though she thought about it.

To be honest, Castle, you probably deserve those.

[writeswrongs]

For years for porn though? Don't tell me you haven't watched at least that much porn.

[wildrover]

I think I can safely say I haven't watched as much porn as you. [Note he didn't say he hasn't watched years of porn.]

[gonnasmackyou]

You think yours is ridiculous? Mine gave me forty-six months for bein' vain. Forty-six. Now that's ridiculous.

[wildrover]

[How is he supposed to respond to that without getting one of her looks usually reserved for Javi? Well, damn.]

That's a bit excessive. At least your mun didn't go through and count every joke, one-liner, and teasing statement you made? [Because his seriously did that. And almost added them to the list.]

[gonnasmackyou]

[You are a smart man, Ryan, a very smart man.]

Exactly what I tried telling her, but did she listen to me? No sir, she didn't. In fact, she gave me forty counts for threatening bodily hard AND then she gave me forty-six months for sarcasm. She's obviously lost her mind.

So I think both these women need to go out and get some sunshine, because they don't know what they're talkin' about.

[wildrover]

[He tries at least.]

Oh. I'm glad she didn't add a random number of additional assaults and disorderly conduct charges to my list then. I... yeah. Okay. I got off light. [Says the man who has the second highest count in the canon so far.]

I'm actually sure that would burn my mun. Maybe that's a good suggestion.

[companioning]

I've found that it is very hard to reason with a mun once they've set their minds on something. Hopefully yours will be much kinder to you than mine was to me.

[wildrover]

Honestly, I don't think that's an option. I'm pretty sure they decline to teach kindness in mun school.

[companioning]

Sadly, I'd have to agree with you on that one, but it was nice to be hopeful for at least a few moments. At least your friends will be there when you arrive in the game.