re: his debt for teleios

[wildrover]

Are you seriously sitting there trying to rearrange my list of "crimes" so that my debt is higher than Castle's? Seriously?

Look, I don't see why you can't be satisfied with it where it is and the knowledge that there are probably more supposed crimes in my past that you don't get to see because they happened before Castle came around. You're still trying to make it worse for me, aren't you?

And no, telling me that my list of "crimes" aren't nearly as bad as Espo's doesn't make me feel better. You should feel ashamed for even bringing it up.

Of course you don't.

I wash my hands of you. You're ridiculous.

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[specialforces]

Oh, you lawbreaker you.

[wildrover]

Shut up, Javi. I've seen your juvenile record.

[specialforces]

Well, I guess it just shows there's hope for you yet.

[wildrover]

What? For committing crimes? Most of which, I'd like to point out, were committed while in your company. Which is probably why you're proud. [he shakes his head]

[specialforces]

Guess I'm just a bad influence

[wildrover]

"Corruption of a good ol' Catholic boy." Yeah, that should be added to your list of crimes.

[specialforces]

You should have known better than to pal around with a delinquent.

[wildrover]

Hey, don't make it sound like I chose you or something.

[specialforces]

So much for the luck of the Irish?

[themuse]

It's not a competition.




...What kind of supposed crimes?

[writeswrongs]

Wow.

And I got four years for watching porn.

And 3 for being vain.

[wildrover]

Tell that to her, I know. Not that she's listening.

Just the stuff that aren't crimes when you're a cop. Lots of minor things she kept out, too, but that's...really besides the point.

[wildrover]

Well, thankfully she didn't feel the need to make up any off-the-screen offenses for me. Though she thought about it.

To be honest, Castle, you probably deserve those.

[wildrover]

Pretty sure my sisters used up all of the luck left in my family.

[specialforces]

So you don't even have a sliver?

[wildrover]

Well, I'm not dead yet. That must count for something.

[specialforces]

Well, that's the important kind of luck.

/threadjack I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND?

[themuse]

Espo, play nice. It's not Ryan's fault that his will never be as long as yours.

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List. Debt list.

[wildrover]

In our line of business? Yeah, definitely.

Ahahahahahahah!

[specialforces]

Well, you know, it's a burden I'll have to bear.

[specialforces]

So at least you've got that going for you, bro.

[themuse]

Oh, yeah, my mun did the same damn thing. I mean some of this stuff... Three counts of "negligence of shoe choices given chosen profession?" That isn't even a real crime.

[wildrover]

And I gladly take it.

xD

[themuse]

One I'm sure you'll carry with humility.

[wildrover]

At least she didn't sit down and count out how many times you made a joke. [Really bad jokes, Kevin. Which is why they were all on there. And at least didn't count out Castle's on top of Ryan and Espo's.]