sort-of voice-test for a sort-of oc.

[scryinghope]

Please don't.

Yes, I know that won't stop you. I don't even need to be in your head to know that. I also happen to know that a little bit of pleading will at least make you feel guilty while you put me through all the things you're planning.

You see? It worked. At least now I can suffer with the petty vindictiveness of knowing that a fictional character made you feel bad. I'm like that on occasion.

Comments

[skeletonenigma]

Yes. She's feeling bad about your tongue and fingers being cut off. On the human being scale, she rates a one.

[scryinghope]

It's still an improvement from zero.

[skeletonenigma]

Is it? You're not the one who has to live in her head. It's annoyingly crowded.

[scryinghope]

No, but I have to live in my mun's head. Oddly enough, you're about the only one not in here. Not with any degree of insistence, at least.

[skeletonenigma]

I'm the only one not in there? Care to ask her why?

[scryinghope]

She says it's your animal magnetism. It's repellent.

[skeletonenigma]

Stop laughing.

[scryinghope]

But I'm amused.

[skeletonenigma]

Stop. Laughing.

[scryinghope]

Skulduggery, if I didn't know any better I'd think you were insulted.

[skeletonenigma]

Then it's a good thing you know better, isn't it?

Repellent?

[scryinghope]

She's so glad to know her opinion means so much to you.

[skeletonenigma]

Seriously. You can stop laughing any time now, the both of you.

[scryinghope]

I don't think either of us is going to stop for a while.

[skeletonenigma]

There's really nothing that funny about this.

[scryinghope]

You're just delusional.

[skeletonenigma]

Pot calling the kettle black and all that.

[scryinghope]

I know what they say about imitation being a form of flattery, but I thought you had some measure of creativity, Skulduggery.

[skeletonenigma]

Oh, you want me to be creative? Very well. Only black pots will call kettles black.

[scryinghope]

The question, then, is: what do black kettles call the pots?

[skeletonenigma]

Pots.

[scryinghope]

Only as long as they avoid boiling over.

[skeletonenigma]

Then they'll call them idiots.

[scryinghope]

I'm sensing a rather one-sided euphemism here.

[skeletonenigma]

I'm still annoyed with you two. I reserve puns for people in my good books.