Wow, old muse came back

[lifesnotfair]

Yes, what a pleasure it is to speak with you, yet again, mundane. How long has it been? A year? Two? And I didn't come back, you're dragging me back out against my will.

It doesn't matter. I would have hoped you would have kept your paws to yourself, but it seems as though there's no stopping you now. Then again, I doubt you'll keep me for very long. Your memory pales in comparison with that of an elephant's. I'll be forgotten in time, and I can be at peace once again.

Besides, you have other muses to attend to, do you not?

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[tower_bound]

[Talking lion. That is definitely a talking lion. Rapunzel wishes she had her frying pan right about now.]

Excuse me... Mr. Lion? What don't you like about being out?

[If she can't defend herself with kitchen accessories, maybe she can make enough pleasant small talk to walk out with all her limbs.]

[lifesnotfair]

[Oh great, another walking upright monkey. With a long mane. a very long mane.]

My mun, for one thing. And secondly, this [Gestures with his paw at well, everything] is a waste of time. I'll be tossed away yet again. You'll see.

[tower_bound]

It might not be much, but at least you're not trapped up in your mun's head anymore.

Doesn't that count for something?

[lifesnotfair]

I rather liked it, to be honest. I had a space to myself. And now I'm on the forefront with these other muses of hers. And.

Now I'm here.

[tower_bound]

You didn't feel... trapped up there? At all?

[lifesnotfair]

No. I had all I could ever need up there.

[tower_bound]

Love? Family? ...Freedom?

[Those are all important things for a healthy person, right?]

[lifesnotfair]

I have no family.

[tower_bound]

[No family? Everyone has a family somewhere... or so she'd like to think.]

What happened to them? That is, if you don't mind me asking.

[lifesnotfair]

I'd rather not talk about such matters. Leaves a bitter taste in my mouth.

[tower_bound]

Oh... I'm sorry, I shouldn't have asked. I guess I just find it strange that someone has no family at all.

[smartassfancyhat]

Be careful Mr. Whiskers, because you said that your mun probably isn't going to forget now and will most likely put you in a series of humiliating and life threatening events...

...On the other hand that probably isn't all that different from what you usually go through. [And by that he means being paraded by Disney.]

[lifesnotfair]

Oh please. I rather enjoy watching the other muses suffer, knowing I'm safe in the recesses of her mind. That's if she does forget about me in time. Which I'm sure she will.

[smartassfancyhat]

You sure are a likable bloke Mr. Pussycat, I'll be sure to invite you to my next "Interdimensional Muse Barbecue No Sonic Characters".

Oh I'm sure she will, I'm just saying you should...[Wait for it...] be prepared...bloody fucking hell mun.

[rotandriddles]

Peace is elusive.

[lifesnotfair]

Well I was at peace until this hairless ape tugged me out.

[rotandriddles]

Dead?

[inthecircle]

For once I have to agree with you.

[Hello, Uncle.]

[lifesnotfair]

Simba! What a surprise to see you.

[A little wary? Yes.]

Doing well, I hope?

[inthecircle]

As well as can be expected with you slinking around here again.

[Oh boy, someone is sure distrustful.]

[lifesnotfair]

Now, now, Simba. This isn't your territory.

[He lifts a paw to his chest.]

I'm free to walk here as much as I please.

[inthecircle]

It's not yours, either.

I can, at least, promise you that if I'm not around to stop your schemes, someone else will.

[ikilledmufasa]

Oh, I wouldn't count on that. They never truly forget about us--regardless of how much we may want them to.

[lifesnotfair]

You'd be surprised with this one. Her attention span is rather debatable.

[i_killedmufasa]

She's managed to retrieve you once, I'm certain she could do so again if she were so inclined.

[lifesnotfair]

Yes, she'll throw me out for a few days, at most, and leave me alone for another two years.

I think I'll manage that much.

[ikilledmufasa]

Giving up without a fight? Not even so much as a punishment for her?

[lifesnotfair]

What could I possibly do against a mundane. Roar as loud as I can, until she gets a headache? Please.

[ikilledmufasa]

Now now, you're simply not thinking hard enough. Your roar should be the least of her worries.

[circle_of_life]

Why should you be granted any favors, Scar?

[lifesnotfair]

[...It's like a family reunion.]

Because she dragged me out into this forsaken place with no real purpose. It's a waste of time, for me and her, to be honest.

[circle_of_life]

(But without the happiness.)

You should be glad you are only suffering an inconvenience.

[lifesnotfair]

[He's eying you now, Mufasa, and he narrows those green eyes even further.]

And what have you gone through with your mundane, exactly?

[circle_of_life]

She sent me to several games. (Now he's...here. Wherever here is.) I met Kovu and Kiara.