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[carnivalofmiracles]

nah, sister. there's no reason i see what says i should be getting all uppity about this like i ain't happy with my shit. seems like a place all fit for kicking the wicked shit at. somewhere to be all sharing the wicked miracles with a bunch of motherfuckers.

SOMEPLACE TO BE MOTHERFUCKIN GETTING ON MY DARKEST OF CARNIVALS IN, MOTHERFUCKER.

HONK. honk. HONK. honk.

still, you went and motherfuckin did it, didn't you. all ninja and shit, went and decided without askin for my motherfuckin permission. but that's cool, i ain't about to hate on a bitchtitted motherkickin decision like that, motherfucker. besides, you wanted to motherfucking do it, and you motherfuckin did it. that's a good thing to be doing.

GOTTA SEE WHERE YOUR MOTHERFUCKIN HEART IS UP IN, SISTER. SEE WHERE THAT FUCKER TAKES YOU AT.

heh. what's with the nerves about, my most whimsical of intermediating sisters? you all anxious like you was all doing some shit you shouldn't be motherfuckin doing. I don't really motherfuckin get it, but man, you need to get your calm on, ain't never reason to be all feeling bad about your own shit. own that calm, sis. HONK.

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[poppedyourcherry]

Holy shit, that's where my mun is going to send me! It sounds like a really fun place.

[Tee hee.

Yes, she actually giggles like that.]

[dontthesunlookgoodtoday]

see now that is actually some sensible advice
right there
you should bottle that shit seems like youd find a pretty big pool of people who need it

[carnivalofmiracles]

heh. yeah, blondie, don't sound like any kinds of opportunities a motherfucker wanna be all and pass up too easily. i'm all in guessing every motherfucker is got differing dispositions at, and that's cool. but it don't sound so motherfucking bad to me.

[carnivalofmiracles]

whoa now, my feathery friend. i say something good? heh, thanks, motherfucker. if you motherfucking say so.

[poppedyourcherry]

No shit! You should tell yer mun not to freak out! We're gonna have lots of fun there! [Rifles in her purse.] An' I think I got some Valium in here if she really needs it!

[carnivalofmiracles]

naw, blondie, it's all good. the mun sis ain't flippin shits. kinda just being all harsh with the guilt she's feelin for all up and snagging the last spot. looks like there's some sorta, uh... people limit for each... canon-thing.

WHATEVER THE MOTHERFUCKING FUCK THAT EVEN MEANS.

uh... she all wanted me to say thanks anyway, blondie.

honk.

[dontthesunlookgoodtoday]

no big deal
just putting things out as i see them
gotta fill this public service quota somehow dontcha know

[hystericull]

for all your fuckin own samey same's sake.

i be up at getting my sincerest of hopes on what all such places be not all the cold tits and motherfuckin doldrums like all where my bitch got up to be gettin the notions long ago to be sending this motherfucker at.

any predetermined fuckin info on all the deets of the joint where all your righteous purple waste flaps be motherfuckin headed?