Life, Universe and Muns...

[anpan_tan]

Why can't you let me die in a battle like a real soldier? Do I really have to die a stupid death like that? Being thrown on the window?

And I have a fiancee!!! We want to marry!

...but you just kill me and all my  kids I could have as well.


Right. But don't count on me ever again when you want to app to one of those awesome games where everyone is so cool and kind you want to be with them forever. I won't be here anymore. Go and find another fool to drive crazy.

Yamazaki Sagaru

Comments

It's absolutely OK! <3 Okita is such a sweetheart :P

[anpan_tan]

It was not me! I don't have a dog, I don't even like dogs, I am a cat person!

[Yamazaki tries to avoid the pokes while speaking. he's kind of like a break-dancer now. And he remembers why he disliked Okita when they were in the same series.]

Re: It's absolutely OK! <3 Okita is such a sweetheart :P

[captainsadist]

...Yamazaki? Where did you come from?

[He looks down at his leg.]

Never mind. The shit is off now.

Sorry, I was off for work at the beach all weekend :D

[anpan_tan]

From...the countryside?

[What kind of cruel quiz show is on Okita's mind now?

it's okay~

[captainsadist]

Did you bring any souvenirs?

[anpan_tan]

Am I not enough souvenir for you?

[captainsadist]

Negligible presence, remember?

[anpan_tan]

I don't, i don't exist so I don't have a brain to remember with. And non-existing people doesn't bring you gifts.

[captainsadist]

They don't get married either.

[And the bazooka is getting pointed again.]

[anpan_tan]

[The bazooka is always right!]

It...it's true. I'll bring you gift...next time. I swear.

[captainsadist]

Good.

[He sets down the bazooka. Crisis averted?]

[anpan_tan]

(Crisis averted.]