[on upcoming apping to Poly]

[buysthegoodshit]

A city in the middle of fuck knows where, that just turned into a sandcastle, and you think it's a good idea to send me there. Right.  Have you seen the people they have there?  They've got vampires.  Vampires.  As in plural.  And I'm pretty sure there's a zombie.  That's movie shit right there, not reality.  Planet Terror levels of movie shit.  We're talking... disemboweled bodies, limbs thrown around with reckless abandon.  And you want to put me in with those freaks?

You're insane.  Clinically insane.  I don't even care that they've got that other crew.  Whatever, they can deal with it themselves, have a fucking party; I've already got a life, okay?  And it would actually be going pretty good if this kind of shit didn't keep happening.  I'm sitting this one out, I don't care what you've got to say about it.

Comments

[therosensaint]

I hope the vampires and zombies eat your brain. [Leaves with her arms crossed]

[buysthegoodshit]

Real nice. Thanks, I really appreciate that. Great sentiment to have going into this. Very fucking classy.

[Not that he expects her to answer, because...he doesn't.]