Youre such a bosom buddy jane you really are! Im sure your mun feels the same. I apologize for the botheration though perhaps we could continue the discussion at a more convenient time?
I always felt like you were an easy person to be frank with. Youll keep the contents of our discourse in confidence i hope? Well since youre allowing me to throw my cards out on the table as it were its only fair that i return the favor. Whats troubling you?
im guessin by ur less that ecstatits demeanor *ecstattitc w/3 that shit didnt go down as planed my mun wants to give me all the spoipers bt she said i shold talk 2 u & go thru the procss of bffsies & whatnotz so what happened janey
I screwed up. I choked on my own words. Oh fiddlesticks, Roxy, I said no when he asked me if I liked him that way. And then he talked to me about Dirk and I just...I couldn't...
& he started talkng abt dirk??? jeeesus i knew it ok istead of getting mad @ u for missing out on this chacne look we can still do seomthing abt it ok the games not ovr yet ull still get achance at the jakestakes just dnt give up yet janey 4 the mentime im comin over & giving u the biiiiiiiiigest hug of ur lief
alright kiddo. im gonna let you in on a little secret. just you and me. promise not to tell aight. this is top secret info. filed in a little manila envelope stamped beyond classified in bright red ink. sealed away in a high security vault in the basement of fort knox. thats how top secret this is. you with me so far.
i was a prick when i was your age. like a real grade a piece of shit. restless and insufferable and hormonal. the full cornucopia of adolescence and all its wonders. even if shit goes down you dont gotta worry about it. if dirk is anything like me this whole thing wont last more than a week or two.
WELL WELL WELL. LOOKS LIKE YET ANOTHER DUMBASS FUCKING UP THEIR RELATIONSHIPS YET AGAIN. BUT REALLY WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU EXPECT WHEN YOU GO ON AND ON LIKE A STUPID NOOKSUCKER LIKE THAT? YOU HUMANS HAVE AS MUCH SUCCESS AT MANAGING YOUR STUPID NON-QUADRENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS AS A WILD HOPBEAST HAS AT AVOIDING ITS BLOOD THIRSTY PREDATORS BY HOPPING THROUGH THE GOGDAMN COTTON PLOT OF LAND. WHICH IS TO SAY YOU HAVE NO FUCKING SUCCESS AT ALL.
I wasn't ready to admit I had feelings for him! He completely approached the subject out of the blue and I choked, okay? I choked over my own words and told him I didn't have feelings and to go have babies with the guy who has the guts to say what he feels. I'm a dumb human. Is that what you wanted to hear or should I elaborate on how much I hate myself right now?
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I apologize for the botheration though perhaps we could continue the discussion at a more convenient time?
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I just...have a lot of feelings I need to sort out right now.
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Well since youre allowing me to throw my cards out on the table as it were its only fair that i return the favor.
Whats troubling you?
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that shit didnt go down as planed
my mun wants to give me all the spoipers
bt she said i shold talk 2 u & go thru the procss of bffsies & whatnotz
so what happened janey
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I choked on my own words.
Oh fiddlesticks, Roxy, I said no when he asked me if I liked him that way.
And then he talked to me about Dirk and I just...I couldn't...
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jeeesus i knew it
ok istead of getting mad @ u for missing out on this chacne
look we can still do seomthing abt it ok the games not ovr yet
ull still get achance at the jakestakes
just dnt give up yet janey
4 the mentime im comin over & giving u the biiiiiiiiigest hug of ur lief
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er, realized that I typed Jane instead of Roxy in my previous tag. Oops!
it's cool, I knew what you meant :3b
awesome <3
<3
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:(
do u need a hug
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I think I do need one, Roxy.
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so is this gon be an emote deal or whanot
can i come over 4 realhugz usin my magic meta wizardry or mo
*no
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Just let me know if you want a differentlocation or proper "> Roxy: ____" or anything ;;
it's all cool :3b
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I love my keywords right now, OMFG
lmao oh god. Good Roxy, Best BFF
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im gonna let you in on a little secret.
just you and me.
promise not to tell aight.
this is top secret info.
filed in a little manila envelope stamped beyond classified in bright red ink.
sealed away in a high security vault in the basement of fort knox.
thats how top secret this is.
you with me so far.
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I won't tell. Cross my heart.
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like a real grade a piece of shit.
restless and insufferable and hormonal.
the full cornucopia of adolescence and all its wonders.
even if shit goes down you dont gotta worry about it.
if dirk is anything like me this whole thing wont last more than a week or two.
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Bro giving honest advice. I never thought I'd see the day...
oh my god the world's ending
There can't possibly be any other reason for it 8|
sadfasdf i am so happy to see a jane ;;
but i kind of feel like i should say something anyway
im really sorry D:
;; I needed to get my feels out after that update
I'll...I'll get over it.
The conversation did come out of nowhere. It's probably no surprise I choked on my own words.
yes ;;
i still feel like i should
idk.. apologize for him or something :(
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I tried but
I just couldn't.
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Jane, what just happened?
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I screwed up and
Oh fiddlesticks, I'm so stupid!
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LOOKS LIKE YET ANOTHER DUMBASS FUCKING UP THEIR RELATIONSHIPS YET AGAIN.
BUT REALLY WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU EXPECT WHEN YOU GO ON AND ON LIKE A STUPID NOOKSUCKER LIKE THAT?
YOU HUMANS HAVE AS MUCH SUCCESS AT MANAGING YOUR STUPID NON-QUADRENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS AS A WILD HOPBEAST HAS AT AVOIDING ITS BLOOD THIRSTY PREDATORS BY HOPPING THROUGH THE GOGDAMN COTTON PLOT OF LAND.
WHICH IS TO SAY YOU HAVE NO FUCKING SUCCESS AT ALL.
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He completely approached the subject out of the blue and I choked, okay?
I choked over my own words and told him I didn't have feelings and to go have babies with the guy who has the guts to say what he feels.
I'm a dumb human.
Is that what you wanted to hear or should I elaborate on how much I hate myself right now?
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janey what happened exactly?
dont tell me he shot you down oh no
he didnt talk about spidery vampiires did he
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