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Because having me suffer at the hands of a psychopath for 5 years just wasn't enough, now you want to give me a love interest named "Genie." I swear to Halo- if I could kick you in the face right now? I would.

[But Lex, she'll make all your wishes come true~!]

... can I switch muns with someone?

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It's just a name.

Why should that bother you?

Because the name implies exactly what kind of person she'll be. My mun is just that imaginative.

Really now?

I can't say I've ever met a genie before. I bet, It'd be pretty amazing!

[She can add that to the list of mythical creatures she's yet to meet, right next to unicorns and gargoyles.]

"Amazing" isn't the word I'd use for them. They're basically lawyers with magic and a crappy sense of humor. Asking them for anything means jumping through a dozen hoops to get something that might be what you asked for.

[Far as he's concerned, she's better off keeping them on that list.]

Seriously?

Hm, Then I guess you have to be super specific about what you ask from them. However bad you might think they are though they're still no way as bad as any fairy.

Do I sound funny enough to be joking? [This pan is dead.]

Depends on the fairy. At least they have a solid weakness you can exploit.

You mean their wants?

The fairies in Dragonsbayne are terrible. They'll take whoever they want and erase their memories so they don't even have any memory of who they were before they were ever taken! They're notorious for taking whoever they want to be their servants.

I mean they bleed. Just like anybody else, if you hit them hard enough they'll eventually stay down. [Doooooes he sound like a bad guy right now? I swear he's a good guy.]

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Oh...yeah, I guess that much is true.

[She rubs the back of her neck and laughs nervously whilst offering her other hand. What kind of guy is he?] I'm Saft by the way.

[An extremist?]

[Lex ponders Saft's hand before taking it once and giving it a firm (if possibly too tight) shake before letting go.] Lazarus. Found a solution for that fairy problem or are they still an issue?

They're still an issue, but as long as they don't tread too far into the heart of Dragonsbayne the council refuses to act on it.

[Seriously, though. What is WITH the council? It took them years to deal with Saft's father and they just let fairies do whatever the hell they want as long as it doesn't interfere with all the good the dragons are trying to do.

W-Whoa, that is a firm handshake now isn't it?]

So, Lazarus? I think I'll just call you Laz.

Sounds about right for a governing conglomeration of useless farts. Why fix a problem if it's not in your backyard? [Are his authority issues transparent yet?]

That's fine. Only one guy calls me by my full name anyway.

One of those "useless farts" happens to be my grandfather, and he's the head of the council.

And? Am I supposed to apologize for saying what's on my mind?

Well no...

I don't entirely agree with everything he does either. I know he just wants to protect our people, but sometimes I think he's going about it all the wrong way.

...It took him forever to trust me.

And it'll take only a second for him to stop. Trust is easily broken.

Take my word for it- if you want things to change? You need to do it yourself. Maybe if you're lucky someone will want to help but there's never a guarantee of that. You're better off just doing it yourself.

And whenever I do my grand-uncle grounds me for life.

I get it. The rules are there to make sure everyone's safe. But all I want is for everyone to get along peacefully. Humans hate us, The Fairies want to claim everything, There's an uneasy truce at best with the other races back home.

There's been talk of war but I don't want it to come to that. If they'd just let me speak out as an ambassador or something I know I could get through to them eventually.

[Thaaat earns a snort.]

Then make the choice. Sit back to please your gramps or move forward and be a hero. No one ever said doing the right thing would be easy.

You've got a point there.

I kind of like the whole not getting into too much trouble though. It makes thing less messy.

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