On ending a hideously long hiatus...

[chronomancer]

...im okay
i mean
anythin i say
itll be okay
wwere cool
s cool
just
us bein so cool
can i just
not do anythin
for like
forevver
ill be good really
an wwe can be cool
so cool
you dont evven knoww

Comments

[restitchtime]

Wow. What a fucking glacial diatribe this is.

[chronomancer]

...im sorry
ivve been talkin to myself for a wwhile
i think ivve gotten into the habit to ramble
wwhich is probably wwhat im doin right noww
im goin to stop noww
sorry

[restitchtime]

Pretty sure that the big giveaway to you being your best and only conversation partner is all the fucking apologies smacking me in the face right now. You must be pretty damn desperate for someone to shoot the shit with if you're scared I'm going to get pissed and fuck off.

[chronomancer]

...in my defense
the last feww convversation partners ivve got
they
wwell
fights didnt end nicely
im probably just projectin
or somethin

[restitchtime]

Picked a pretty fucking shit screen to project on, hope you know that. Especially if you're worried about fights breaking out.



...so. How about that weather, or whatever.

[chronomancer]

in your defense
youvve nevver shoot me in the face
though i think you had reason enough
i think

...nice?
i guess?
uh
i havvent
really had much wweather lately
you knoww
wwasteland an all
sorry

[restitchtime]

I'm not big on the firearms; I like something a little more personal if I'm pissed off enough to take a swing at somebody.

I figured, but it's the only inoffensive thing that I've got in my repertoire. At least you've got a goddamn landscape - I'm stuck in the sterilized nothing of whatever the fuck this place and its relatives are.

[chronomancer]

ill... keep that in mind

on the upside at least the landscape aint tryin to cull yer ass

[restitchtime]

And I'm sure that it'll come in handy so many times in the future for you.

And on the downside I'm trapped in fuckall nowhere with nothing to do and no one to interact with on a reliable basis aside from my mun, who might as well be fucking no one at all for all I care. Pros and cons are fucking tricky things. Who knew?

[chronomancer]

...anythin to avvoid gettin culled is useful to someone like me
really

im sorry
id like to help if i could
but id probably just make it wworse
huh

[restitchtime]

You must be pretty shit at it if you think remembering weapon preferences for a girl who isn't even in Hellspawn Tower anymore is vital.

I don't know about that; you can't do any shittier than my mun is, and it's been about five minutes of chatting without my blood pressure shooting up. It's a pretty decent start.

[chronomancer]

wwhat can i say
im talented at gettin culled
or dyin
or both really

...im glad
i havvent had a decent start in a wwhile

[restitchtime]

Sounds like a pretty shitty talent, and this is coming from the queen of getting shafted by genetic abilities. Maybe you should lump all of that bullshit under 'extensive mortuary experience' and let all of the assholes figure out what that means for themselves.

Yeah, well. Somebody's got to give people a good starter and apparently that bullshit's all fallen on me.

[chronomancer]

wwhy is it that evverytime i talk to you
i feel like i should wwrite dowwn half the stuff that comes out a your mouth?

youre pretty amazin at it
really

[restitchtime]

Spend and entire lifetime trying to keep braindead idiots from murdering themselves with ignorance and eventually some of the bullshit you spew actually turns out to be good advice. It's a fucking terrifying phenomenon.

Thank you, thank you. I'm expecting my lifetime achievement award for it any day now.

[chronomancer]

so its basically just expertise at wwork right

it must be a big one

[restitchtime]

Expertise or expert guessing. Who can really tell?

Absolutely fucking gigantic. There's going to be nowhere to put it and I don't even give a fuck; it's the principle of the damn thing that matters.

[cullscuttlefish]

Cod be worse. Cod be my mun, who is laug)(ing it up rig)(t now over turning me into a twisted version of my ancestor.

[chronomancer]

...im so sorry
youre right
i just
i need to stop bein a selfish wwhiner
just
just ignore me
ill go awway

ssh pretend this icon is edited

[cullscuttlefish]

It reely, reely sucks. But it's not your fault s)(e's sadistic. Don't apologize for )(er. And don't go away, eit)(er.

We )(aven't always seen eye to eye, but the sanity boost in t)(e plaice would reely be apperc)(iated.

...sob, cuteness!

[chronomancer]

i dont wwant to be a burden to you
i mean
havvin a mun like that
you havve enough to deal wwith
right?
so
uh
i wwanna ask if i can help
but i probably cant
so ill try not to get in the wway
promise

[hystericull]

fuck you
fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you
motherfuck you
mother
fuck
you

[chronomancer]

...im
im so sorry

[hystericull]

motherfuckin cut all that dank ass noise up the fuck out before a brother gets all his wretched retch on at you
you nook chafed bulge biting motherfuckin son of a god damn tit
you gonna fuckin say sorry all at me like all the same motherfuckin weak ass blanket words you all up and spew on everyone motherfuckin else?
that all i'm fuckin worth really?
well fuck you

[chronomancer]

i dont
i didnt mean that
im just
i dont knoww wwhat you wwant

[hystericull]

i just motherfuckin want for you to all stop fuckin the fuck off
fucking be all knocking that shit the motherfuck off
you inconsiderate fuckheap
fuckin lords

[chronomancer]

i can try?

[caliginous]

WELCOME BACK, MAGE OF FAILURE.

[chronomancer]

sdfljg






...hi

[caliginous]

ARE YOU DONE BEATING AROUND THE PROVERBIAL SHRUBBERY YET?
BECAUST I 8N'T GOT TIME FOR THAT RIGHT NOW.
MY QUOTA OF "TIME FOR AMPORA'S BULLSHIT" HAS BEEN USED UP THIS SWEEP.

[chronomancer]

...im sorry!
im sorry
you just
startled me



ahem
wwhat can i do for you, karkat

[caliginous]

[caliginous]

ARE YOU KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW?
ARE YOU ACTUALLY GOING TO PLAY THIS GAME TODAY?
DID YOU FUCKING FALL DOWN THE HOPBEAST HOLE OR WHAT?
HIT YOUR PAN?
FLY OFF INTO THE LAND WHERE SHITS GIVEN ABOUT LIFE EQUAL ZERO????????

[caliginous]

THAT LAST ONE WAS A JOKE AND YOU BETTER LAUGH OR I'LL TOSS YOU INTO THE AQUARIUM.

[chronomancer]

...he he he?

[caliginous]

HOPE YOU HAVE CLEAN BULGESHORTS ON.

[chronomancer]

...oh god

[caliginous]

YOU ARE SO INCREDIBLY LUCKY THAT THE MUNDANE IS TOO DEEP IN HER OWN SHALLOW AMUSEMENT POOL FOR ME TO FOLLOW THROUGH WITH THAT.

[chronomancer]

...yay?

[caliginous]

STOP TALKING.
ITS INFURI8TING.

[chronomancer]

[VERY LOUD THOUGHTS OF VIOLENCE AND CARNAGE]

[caliginous]

STOP THINKING.
THAT'S WORSE.

[chronomancer]

[...I'm going to rip off your jaw and tear your ribs open with my bare fucking hands.]