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[ofdrumsthesound]

Seriously, mun, I would pay you money if I had any to get that bloody "Yellow Submarine" out of your head. You only remember three or four words of it anyway, it's driving me mad!

Well, madder.

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He's trying to help XD

[jokester_not_joker]

Down at an English fair, one evening I was there
When I heard a showman shouting underneath the flair

I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts
There they are, all standing in a row
Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head
Give them a twist a flick of the wrist
That’s what the showman said.

[ofdrumsthesound]

That's not much of a help.

And who are you, anyway, a Joker trying to be a hero? Because I prefer the crazed chaotic Joker; he's a lot more like, well, me!

[jokester_not_joker]

The Jokester. Different joke for a place that needs it.

I'm still plenty crazy anyway, I'm just singularly focused on making a villain's life hell.

[ofdrumsthesound]

*He shrugs.* I like the versions that call Arkham 'outside the asylum' and know that nobody panics even when the plan is horrifying as long as there is one.

But I suppose a crazy hero couldn't hurt. I'm learning to be one myself, since villainy never seems to work and I'd rather not stay Rassilon's pawn in any case. *He grins.* So. Purple hair and a green suit, eh?

[jokester_not_joker]

Yeah I figured it was fitting.

Owlsie gave me such a lovely smile I couldn't pass up the idea.

[ofdrumsthesound]

As opposed to the other way around, yes.

So, does your human know my canon at all?

[jokester_not_joker]

He knows enough. I have to imagine that's why he sent me and not one of his other muses who are a little more indestructible.

Birds of a feather flock together or was it that madmen make a very good mob?

[ofdrumsthesound]

Shame, indestructable types are more fun to play with . . .

Something like that. It all comes down the the same thing, after all. Right? Yes, no, little bit?

You know, my mun used to play Ledger's Joker. And Dent, too. It was ages ago, mind you.

[jokester_not_joker]

Well most of them are sticks in the mud.

Considering how often I've been called Joker I don't really want to see him too often. He's like family, just the ones you reserve to visit during the holidays only.

As for Dent, I'm not sure I want to see my darling Evelyn's villain counterpart.

[ofdrumsthesound]

Well, the ones you can't hurt at all are dull. The ones who heal fast, though? Those are great fun.

My whole family is dead, and I barely knew them anyway, so I'm not the one to use that metaphor on. But don't worry, we won't foist them on you if you don't want them.

[jokester_not_joker]

[Oh right mass genocidal wars.]

Besides I think you're enough of a party anyway.

[ofdrumsthesound]

*They do tend to suck, yes. Especially when you're stuck in the middle of one. And it's a Time War.*

I'm touched. I think.