Homeless

[bickered]

Are you sure? If you send me to that place with Uriel-sama...

We both know what would happen, right?

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[sacrilegious]

He's no young stud, that's for sure.

What does he do all day, anyway? Hiding down in Hades drinking tea and angsting about being dumped a million years ago?

[bickered]

He's not an old man, either. He's a gentleman, of course.

Of course, Uriel-sama does drink the tea I prepare but he definitely doesn't angst about anything. Who are you, anyway?

[sacrilegious]

I'm an old friend of your Uriel-sama.

Apparently, he keeps a lot of secrets these days. Doesn't he trust you, I wonder? It seems like you don't know him at all.

[bickered]

He's never mentioned you.

[oh goodness why?!]

I know Uriel-sama better than anyone.

[sacrilegious]

Really? That's odd ... We really bonded over a shared interest, once upon a time.

I'm sorry to break it to you, sis, but I really don't think the old dog's been himself around you at all. He used to be a real player, you know. Chasing the skirt of a woman that wasn't his to touch.

[bickered]

Oh? What interest was that?

...Uriel-sama was never like that! I can't forgive someone who would brazenly lie about Master like that.

[sacrilegious]

We liked the same piece of ass ...

I'd never lie to a lady. I just thought you should know what kind of a guy he is before you give it away to him.

[bickered]

Uriel-sama definitely didn't lose to you. [...right? right? :c]

'It'? ['it' could mean a lot of things] My existance?

[sacrilegious]

If he'd won ... wouldn't he be happily married now?

I was talking about your virginity but for a chick that's pretty much the same thing, isn't it?

( wow, kira, what a feminist you are ... )

[bickered]

I-I said he didn't lose to you! I didn't say anything about being married!

Uriel-sama would never do that! And it's not the same thing! ...Who are you anyway?! Master wouldn't have associated with someone like you.

[sacrilegious]

She was my woman for a very long time. I got to touch her in ways he only fantasize about.

No? Are you saying he's turned so old and effeminate he's not interested in women anymore? That's a shame.

I'm Sakuya Kira though your Master knows me by different names.

[bickered]

You're lying. [hmph.]

...Uriel-sama isn't old! You really don't listen! And he definitely likes women!

Oh. He definitely hasn't mentioned you at all.

[sacrilegious]

I'm not lying ... You're the one not making any sense. First you say that he's not going to try to seduce you and then you say that he does like women. Perhaps you're not his type? He did like the really big busted ones.

I guess he's still feeling inferior then. You can give him my regards when you see him.

[bickered]

U-Uriel-sama is too busy to be chasing after women. That's why he has me. [clearly.]

Master wouldn't feel inferior to somebody like you.

[sacrilegious]

Which is why you should expect a late night visit soon. Unless you think he can't get it up anymore, that is.

You wouldn't understand ... It's a guys' thing. We feel inferior to those that got hot and heavy with the girls we couldn't get.

[bickered]

...Why late night? Uriel-sama can visit me anytime. [sort of missing the point here.]

Uriel-sama definitely wouldn't feel inferior. He probably had a lucky mistake and that girl probably wasn't worth his time.