Homeless

[bickered]

Are you sure? If you send me to that place with Uriel-sama...

We both know what would happen, right?

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[sacrilegious]

Are you sure you want to go somewhere with that old man?

Why don't I keep you company instead?

[adjunctly]

What the fuck are you blabbin’ about?

[bickered]

Uriel-sama is not an old man! [clearly the most important point.]

[bickered]

Yaaa--! What are you doing here?!

[sacrilegious]

He's no young stud, that's for sure.

What does he do all day, anyway? Hiding down in Hades drinking tea and angsting about being dumped a million years ago?

[adjunctly]

Could be askin’ you the same question.

[bickered]

He's not an old man, either. He's a gentleman, of course.

Of course, Uriel-sama does drink the tea I prepare but he definitely doesn't angst about anything. Who are you, anyway?

[bickered]

I was speaking to my Mundane. There's no reason for you to keep following me every where.

[adjunctly]

Follow y—

[ he sputters. ]

I was hangin’ out here way before you turned up, bitch!

[sacrilegious]

I'm an old friend of your Uriel-sama.

Apparently, he keeps a lot of secrets these days. Doesn't he trust you, I wonder? It seems like you don't know him at all.

[bickered]

Yaa--! I'm not a bitch! You don't like it that I'm fresh as a daisy and you're all dusty and haggard.

Isn't a bitch a female dog, anyway?

[bickered]

He's never mentioned you.

[oh goodness why?!]

I know Uriel-sama better than anyone.

[adjunctly]

Hey, I’m brand fuckin’ new! You’re the outdated model! Can’t even get up a flight of stairs without havin’ someone wind you up — pfft, some sorry existence you’ve got!

[bickered]

If I'm broken I'm easily fixed by Uriel-sama. Unlike you.

[sacrilegious]

Really? That's odd ... We really bonded over a shared interest, once upon a time.

I'm sorry to break it to you, sis, but I really don't think the old dog's been himself around you at all. He used to be a real player, you know. Chasing the skirt of a woman that wasn't his to touch.

[bickered]

Oh? What interest was that?

...Uriel-sama was never like that! I can't forgive someone who would brazenly lie about Master like that.

[adjunctly]

[ incoherent cursing, spitting and, well, see icon. that was low, doll. ]

F—fuck you! It took no time to fix me! He probably just enjoys the option of puttin’ you away on a shelf somewhere when you get on his nerves!

[ what is this discussion even. :/ ]

[bickered]

[touched on a nerve, did we?]

I'm never put on a shelf. Uriel-sama wouldn't be so cruel. Maybe you're the kind of person that people enjoy breaking?

[sacrilegious]

We liked the same piece of ass ...

I'd never lie to a lady. I just thought you should know what kind of a guy he is before you give it away to him.

[bickered]

Uriel-sama definitely didn't lose to you. [...right? right? :c]

'It'? ['it' could mean a lot of things] My existance?

[adjunctly]

[ you have no idea, doll. NO IDEA. ]

… ah, shut up.

[bickered]

Did I say something wrong? It's the truth, right?

[sacrilegious]

If he'd won ... wouldn't he be happily married now?

I was talking about your virginity but for a chick that's pretty much the same thing, isn't it?

( wow, kira, what a feminist you are ... )

[adjunctly]

I said, shut up!

[ teeth clenched. ]

Go … fry your fuckin’ batteries or somethin’! Whatever, I don’t care.

[bickered]

I-I said he didn't lose to you! I didn't say anything about being married!

Uriel-sama would never do that! And it's not the same thing! ...Who are you anyway?! Master wouldn't have associated with someone like you.